Child with cold
in
North America!

    It was reported to-day that a child in the North American city of Cold Lake, was observed to have cold like symptoms. The child, little Jimmy Lee Nu, is the child of birth lottery winners Mr. and Mrs. Lee Nu. The Lee Nus could not be reached for comment, but the city Mayor Sally Kozak, said that she was sure there was nothing wrong, and the child my have just smelled a bad chemical or had come in to contact with a non person.
    The minister of Immigration for the provence of Alberta assures the population that the Cold Lake area has been under the strictest quarantine, and would remain so until it was learned if the child was sick or not.
    The influx of non persons, most often from the territory of New Quebec has been a problem in the western areas of North America. This would be the first time a non person has infected a citizen and not been caught right away. The quarantine was put in place with in one hour of the report of the possible illness.
    Scans of old records by the ministry of health, shows that the last time a person was truly sick in that area of North America, was over one hundred and ten years ago. At that time it was a non person from the territory of the then Old Quebec. The non person was apprehended with in two days and exiled back to the territory.
    There has been a small public out cry over the fact that this is the third child of a birth lottery winner to come to harm in the last ten years. Government officials say that it must just be a coincidence.
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