Talks to-day
England wants to join the Scotts!
    To-day in The mega city of Dundee, the representatives of the countries of England and York continued talks with the ministers of the King of Scotland for confederation.
       The English representatives said they were optimistic that an arrangement could be worked out. They cited the long and ancient links that the Scotts have always had with the English. They noted that in the distant past when the Scotts were being hard pressed by the barbarian Irish, the English rushed their armies in to the Highlands. They also noted that when the ancient Scotts were in a position of over population, they were more than happy to provide lands around the world that they had selflessly bought from the native inhabitants.
       When questioned by the press, Mrs. Quan McKee the Scottish ambassador said that she was sure that; "Appropriate thanks would be forth coming from the Scotts for all that England had done for them in the past."
       The press secretary for the King, Mr. O'Sing pointed out that the earlier report that the King said the talks were going well was a misquote. The King said "The talks were on-going".
       The minister for external affairs for Ireland, Brendan Smit issued a strong protest at the U.N. to-day over a remark made by the English that the Irish were barbarians, he said that; "The remark was out of line and the Irish Free State was re-thinking its food aid policy in the Europa area for the next year". There has been no word yet from London, but the First Citizen of York, Citizen Piggelswit said that; "The remark came as a complete surprise to me, and that York strongly disagrees with it."
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