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Land of the Undead (Also known as K-Mart)
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I no longer work at K-Mart... I was damned proud of my job,with the exclusion of a few things...first of all... I hate the customers unless they are (a) under 3, (b)male and over 16, or (c)Pagan. So that rules out four customers out of 200. I lust after my co-worker, Amanda and her friend, Spring....but alas only one of them makes promises she intends to keep... Here's some shout-outs to my former K-Mart Cronies:
Amanda, you are so sexy with your nice breasts and pleasantly large ass.
Katrina, you have the funniest way of naming your web-sites... The Official Katrina's Website!!! Yeah, we gotta do that movie thing.
Alton, long time, no see. We miss you, dude. And when are you going to fix your site?
Joey, Read my guest-book.... Amanda enjoys playing with us a little too much...lol
Shannon, you are so sweet, but don't change okay... K-Mart needs someone slightly innocent.
And that's about it for the moment...
Sandie, I finally sent you the address for the page and now you can give it out to all your friends... If I get enough response from Avalonians I'll make an Avalon Box....
Onto my Milton Cohorts....---->
Okay and one more thing... give me some stuff to say...use the nice e-mail link at the bottom of the page and I will say anything you want me to say as long as it doesn't offend me.
and check out the pic...good for K-Mart isn't it?
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The House of Lost Hope (aka Milton High School)
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Few places in this universe cause me to lose all hope for humanity, Milton is such a place. If you aren't in terror of Mr. Bombard in one of his fits of rage, you are fearing loss of your freedom from the totalitarian rule of scary administrators. You read the school paper to experience the adorable anecdotes of those members of the FCA, and after regurgitating whatever bits of the daily gruel you could swallow, suddenly find yourself in a classroom full of complete idiots discussing polynomials. Does this sound like Hell or what?
Hello to all my friends:
Kristi, you are a true follower of the Almighty Boobless One...We shall pay homage to him whenever we can.
Nathan, you are the Almighty Boobless One, and I do honour you, **gets down on knees**
Katie-Bug, liddah-gliddah.
Matt and Colleen, we've spent many a lovely fifth period together. Keep it real. My Russian eyes and pleasant thumb are watching. Love spelled backwards is Evol.
I need a cig.
Amy,Err, I love having 1st period with you beautiful.
Brian, you are the Almighty Kalminon and you do rule so keep it up, dude.
That's all I've got to say about that...
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Realm of the Unknown (aka Tallulah Falls School)
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I went to a school for two hellish years of my young life... This place touted rich grounds and luxurious settings of true education and good hard labour. Okay, they stayed true to the hard labour... Tallulah Falls School is a sham. It's a purely shitty place where the smaller your mind, the more you suc(k)ceed. They are the place where you go to kill your dreams and destroy your future. But it wasn't all that horrible, I made some great friends..like Renee, Anya, Lizard, Hedder, Bud (yes that was her name),Bob and Elizabeth Sears, Ms. Sweetapple, Mom (aka Mickey Kennedy), and a few other people that I will not mention for fear they kill me for putting them on the web.
The rest of my experience at Tallulah False is best left unsaid...for the place is a piece of shit.
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