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1.ONE TOURIST IS ASKING A FARMER HAVE YOU LIVED YOUR WHOLE LIFE ?

THE FARMER REPLIED ,NOT YET.

2.ONE MUSCLEMAN WAS ALWAYS PROUD OF HIMSELF AND DAMNED CARED OTHERS.SO ONE DAY A MAN CHALLENGED HIM TO HAVE A COMPITITION WITH HIM.THE MUSCLEMAN AGREED.THE RULES WERE EACH OF THEM WOULD GIVEN A TROLLY.THEY HAVE TO LIFT SOMETHING OF THE MAN'S CHOCE THERE WITHOUT MOVING THAT.FIRST ONE WILL GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL AND THE REST WOULD LIFT IT HARE ON THIS SIDE.SO THE TIME WENT ON ,THE MAN WENT FIRST AND LIFTED THE MUSCLEMAN ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THE WALL.!JUST THINK OF THE MUSCLEMAN'S FACE THEN !

3.ONE DAY FRED WENT TO A VILLAGE AND STAYED INTO ROOM.THE HOTELKEEPER WARNED HIM ABOUT GHOSTS BUT HE WASN'T AFRAID OF GHOSTS .HE WENT SLEEPY.THEN SUDDENLY,A GHOSTLY STRUCTURE APPEARDFROM THE BOOKSHELF.IT SAID,BOOOOOOO!I'M THE WHITE EYED GHOST.FRED SAID, BUZZ OFF,DON'T DISTURB ME.THE GHOST THEN SAID ANGRILY BOOOOO,I'M THE WHITE EYED GHOST.FRED WOKE UP AND HIT THAT WITHA CHAIR.IT DISAPPEARD.AFTER SOMETIMES A VOICE MOOOED FROM THE BOOKSHELF OOOOO! I AM THE BLACK EYED GHOST.

4.ONE TOURIST WAS GOING ALONG THE OATH WHILE HE SAW A RIVER IN HIS WAY .HE SAW A HILLY BILLY NEARBY AND ASKED HIM IS THERE ENOUGH WATER IN THE RIVER?THE HILLYBILLY REPLIED, NOT AT ALL.THE TOURIST WENT ON WITH HIS CAR AND SANK INTO THE RIVER.HILLYBILLY SAW IT AND THEN THOUGHT .HEY THEN HOW COULD THE DOCKLINGS RUN HERE?

5.ONE MAN WENT TO A DOCTOR AND THEN THE DOCTOR SAID TO HIM YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.YOURE HAVING PAIN ON YOUR NECK AND SEEING EVERYTHING DIZZY.THESE ARE THE SYMTOMS OF CANCER.THE MAN WENT OFF FROM THE CHAMBER AND THEN SPENT ALL THE MONEY HE GOT.NEXT HE WENT TO BUY A SHIRT.THE SALESMAN CAME AND SAID SIR YOURCOLLR SIZE IS 15.THE MAN SAID NONSENCE!THE CURRENT SHIRT IAM WEARING IS 13!.THESALES MAN REPLIED SORRY SIR BUT IF YOU WEAR 13,YOU WOULD HAVE PAIN IN NECK AND SEE DROWZY .JUST THINK OF HIS FACE THEN.