TRANSCRIPT OF INTERVIEW OF ALI G WITH JAMES WHITTAKER
- ROYAL FAMILY
Ali G: Wicked! I is 'ere with none other dan James Whittaker. 'E is a close friend of all the royals. 'E is the expert in the country about the royal family and about the monarchy. So 'e is gonna tell us why it is all so important. Do you think that there is too much press attention on the royals?
James Whittaker: Sometimes yes, I do think so. I think that er the pressure on Diana in the last few mo ..
Ali G: Aye
JW: .. no, actually the last few years of her life was too much
Ali G: Do you think it was Saddam Hussain had something to do with her death?
JW: No, I don't.. I don't think anybody.. I think the only person who had anything to do with the death was the driver, Henri Paul, who was drunk
Ali G: But me 'eard that the Queen wanted to make sure that Saddam was cool in Iraq because they 'ad oil in Iran and they wanted to make sure that there was planes there. Do you not think that was why she died?
JW: I don't think her death had anything to do with Iraq or Iran or Saddam Hussain ..
Ali G: Aye
JW: .. or anybody at all
Ali G: Why was she nobbing that Pakistani?
JW: He wasn't a Pakistani, for a start he's an Egyptian
Ali G: Aye
JW: She fell in love, in lust ..
Ali G: Aye
JW: .. with him and she had a summer romance
Ali G: Will Carmilla ever be Queen?
JW: Camilla?
Ali G: Aye, Carmella
JW: I think she will
Ali G: Do you think dat a lot of the objection to Carmella is because she is so mingin'?
JW: So what?
Ali G: So mingin', because she is ..
JW: What does mingin' mean?
Ali G: So mingin', her face is very.. ugly
JW: That's a cruel word
Ali G: Is that.. no ..
JW: That's a cruel word, that's a cruel word
Ali G: Me don't wanna say that. Ugly, no, me didn't wanna say that, she's rank, she's rank
JW: Yeah, look, most women in this country ..
Ali G: Aye, she's a bit dodgy ..
JW: Well, no, ..
Ali G: Yeah, look a bit rough
JW: .. being compared to Diana, ..
Ali G: Aye, she was fit
JW: .. who was a very.. d'you agree?
Ali G: She was tasty, no, she was
JW: She was very tasty. So you put anybody up against Diana and there's a wee bit of a problem. She's also a very fit woman, she rides well
Ali G: She ain't fit man!
JW: No, this is a woman who understands Prince Charles ..
Ali G: Aye
JW: .. well. She ..
Ali G: But she look like Rod Hull. She does man
(Break)
Ali G: What do you think about Fergy?
JW: I think she's a decent person
Ali G: Did they not find pictures of her sucking someone's nob or something?
JW: No, but you wouldn't find pictures of that. In fact I was present at this, you're talking about sucking somebody's toe or having her toes sucked
Ali G: Aye, but they used the word toe ..
JW: Oh Johnny Bryan, the financial ..
Ali G: They used the word toe
JW: No, no, I was watch this
Ali G: Aye
JW: No, no, naughty
Ali G: All right, thank you very much, ..
JW: Thank you
Ali G: .. James Whittaker, an' it is time you at home start KNOWIN' about the monarchy, start knowin' about the queen because she is in control of the country. Check it out, big up yourself, Mr Whittaker
JW: Thank you
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