A Most Unusual Person

This One we were given "A Most Unusual Person" as a title and told to write.

As we sat in Math class contemplating complex conundrums and pouring through the dull drudgery of dramatic division we all were amazed by the sudden outburst from Eric Lensher.

"I am the defender of the cotton candy!" Eric screamed as he leapt onto his desk.

"Eric sit down" the techer calmly responded.

"Are you threatening me?!!" Eric shouted loudly as he leapt from desk to desk, slowly closing in on the teacher.

"No I'd just like you to sit down so I can teach the class." the bewildered teacher stated with a curious tone in her voice.

"Cou cannot defeat me. I am the defender of the cotton candy. I will bop your head. BOP BOP!!!" Eric squealed as he proceeded to pummel the teacher's head.

"Quit that Eric. Go to the principal's office, and Jebediah you go with him!" The enraged Math teacher said.

"What did I do?" I yelled expecting some form of logical explaination for this.

"You laughed." the teacher coyly replied.

"I wasn't the only one." I attempted to defend.

"I only heard you." the teacher scowled.

"You must be deaf." I muttered as I marched single file out of the room behind Eric. That Mrs Greenpeace is the most unusual person I know.

Written by Dean "Defender of the Pepsi" Welsh