You found me then ? Behind all the facades i have put up, The Evil Machine, Smoke-T, all facets of the same thing. This is the grim reality.

Personal Information

Aspects of my Domesticity

In what way exactly I sold my soul to the almighty dollar

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Full Name:  Keith Michael Farmer
DoB: 21st June 1971
Birthplace: Galashiels, Scotland
Schooling: Tweedbank Primary
Galashiels Academy
Napier University
Qualifications: Honours Degree; Biological Sciences
Job Title:  Build Engineer
Organisation: In Practice Systems Ltd
Lives: Leyton, East London, England.
Height: 6'1''
Weight: WAY too heavy.
Eyes: 2
Hair: Very short
Mullet ?: Gone and never coming back !

 

 

 

 

 

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Likes:

 Quiet evenings in with my Good Lady
Good televisual entertainment
Fine wines and good food
Peace to do my music / web design / Championship Manager 2
Dislikes: The West Indian couple across the road who do nothing but yell at their fucking kids and each other all bloody day and night. Bambaclast this, Bambaclast that . AAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!!
Whitney Houston
Chris Evans
Zoe Ball
Having too little money to go out to Goth/Punk/Industrial Clubs
Fave Bands: Marillion (Fish era)
Travis
Dead Kennedy's
Picture House
The Mission
Fave Films: Star Wars
River's Edge
Private Parts
UHF
Fave Food: Mexican *
* Dave's Insanity Sauce a Necessary Ingredient
Fave Drink: Deuchars IPA
Laphroaig
IRN-BRU

 

 

 

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Good Things

I get paid to work with computers all day
It's not exactly complicated
I have constant access to e-mail
I have plenty of Mp3's stored
Get to learn about new kit
No longer @ Vilesystems
London is such a happening place
Nice wages

Bad Things

I can't bear the sight of mine when i get home
It's downright boring sometimes
Nobody e-mails me :'(
I'm sick of the Bloody Wonderstuff
But not as much as i'd like to
Still in debt thanks to Vilesystems
london is such an expensive place
But not nice enough