Cat Quotes:
 

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
--Dave Platt

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"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
--Unknown

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"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this."
--Anonymous

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"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

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"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
--English proverb

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"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley

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"One cat just leads to another."
--Ernest Hemingway

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"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
--Mary Bly

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"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

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"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
--Faith Resnick

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"There are many intelligent species in the universe.  They are all owned by cats."
--Anonymous

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"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine

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"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
--Albert Schweitzer

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"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
--Ernest Menaul

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"Dogs believe they are human.  Cats believe they are God."

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"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
--Colette

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"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."  --Joseph Wood Krutch
 

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"Do bad mice go to kitty-cat heaven?"
- The Great Fisherman
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