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"The Farter From Sparta"

There once was a young fellow form Sparta

A really magnificent farter,

On the strength of one bean

He'd fart "God Save the Queen",

And Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata".

He could vary, with proper persuasion

His fart to suit any occasion,

He could fart like a flute,

Like a lark or a lute

This highly fartistic Caucasian.

This sparkling young farter from Sparta,

His fart for no money he'd barter

He could roar from his rear

Any scene from Shakespeare,

Or Gilbert's and Sullivan's "Mikado".

Then one day he was dared to perform

"The William Tell Overture" Storm,

But nought to dishearten

Our spirited Spartan,

For his fart was in wonderful form.

The selection was tough, I'll admit,

But it did not dismay him one bit

Then with ass thrown aloft

He suddenly coughed...

And collapsed in a shower of s#!t.

His butthole was blown back to Sparta

Where they buried the rest of our farter,

With a gravestone of turds,

Inscribed with the words:

"To a fine art of farting, a Martyr"

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