Quality Laughs

TIMES WHEN THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
Pablo Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
Pythagoras

"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers...my ass."
Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
John F. Kennedy

"Who the fuck is going to know? "
Bill Clinton

They can beat anyone!
This couple goes into court with thier kid to get divorced the judge askes the kid who he wants to live with the kid says "not my dad because whenever im bad he takes me behind the shed and beats me!" So then he says " not my mother either beacsue whenever im bad she takes me behind the shed and beats me" So the judge asks the kid who he wants to live with and the kid repies the cleveland browns they cant beat anyone"

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