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--- 13th June 2001 --- | --- 16th June 2001 ---
--- 16th June 2001 ---
What a Glorious Day!
what a glorious day my fucking arse. the start was ok but i just got worse. 1) i hate fucking charv's. they do my head in the little imiture bastards who suck the panda's penis to drink its warm and extremely sensational dick milk to give them the maximum pleasure.... fucking wankers. right now i'm sucking on a big cold sensation giving lolly right now. any way back to the subject..... what a bunch of knob ends , who the fuck do they think they are ... they fucking think they rule the fucking world with there fucking shitty little fucking charva coats.. bergaus's what a bunch of blue cheese sucking wankers.
2) the lying little bastards ... the news of the world news paper..... just 2 words fucking wankers. the little bastards gave a 5/5 to the newly released film ... get over it. ha i seen it to day and it was a pile of fucking monkey wank. it was shit the best bit of the film was the trailers for other movies. what a pile of shit.
3) did i mention that i smoked some weed last night.
yeah just about the only thing that has been good about this week end was the week. i got stoned last night and laughed at the little fuck head ... farrage. he though he was mint for having weed then he showed it to every one and he had none left. now listen here sonny.
rule number 1) dont show weed to every one.
rule number 2) DONT SHOW WEED TO EVERY ONE.
duhh how fucking dumb. he had about 3 quid for himself and he only had about 1 quid of it himself. what a gimply little bastard. haha to you. just one more thing..... ha ha ha.
ohh yeah and i laughed at gary alberts. me and krissy t scamed him saying that it was weed when it was realy ash so he smoked it in a pipe and he thought he was high and started acting like a dick. then i put a ciggy in a skin and gave him that and he thought it was more weed. ha ha he was acting like a right dick. any way back to my storey of today.
over all it was shit apart from the bit about the lasses in the town... oh did i forget to mention the lasses in the town..... god damn they were hot.
any way todays rating was .....
2 / 10
now fuck off while i go look at some naughty pictures of hot sexy bitchs shoving big fucking vibrating dildos wrapped in barbed wire up there nice tight wet pussys.
and try to kill little babys and shit.... ( dont you just love me , im a right evil bastard arn't i kids. )
chad = out