Order Now For Only $99.99	Chuff-A-Matic 2 Ladies, are you fed up with being ostracized from your office because you are unable to 'float an eggy air biscuit' -are you fed up with all the chaps laddishly enjoying themselves by comparing their 'chuffs' for both sound and odour (and in the worst cases, taste). Well worry no longer because we here at Brandco have designed the Chuff-A-Matic 2 to cater to all your wind- breaking needs- with it's 6 sound settings, including squelchy, rasping, soggy and thunderous as well as 8 differing smell levels ranging from 'lightly odoured' to 'check your pants' you can now 'drop your guts' with the best of them. And improving it's design on the highly successful Chuff-A-Matic you can be sure of it's quality. Features include:-  Small compact design, for discreet storage  High powered proton pump for added odour dispersion  Battery life indicator  4 Exciting colours to choose from- Sapphire, marine, oatmeal or original cabbage water grey