Liven up those dreary picnics with this exploding apple- It's the perfect way to keep those moaning in-laws quiet for a change!

Coming Soon!- The Plastic explosive 'Banana-O-Tron'!

Not only see your loved ones, but talk to them as well- with this incredible talking picture frame- now you can tell your Mother-in-Law what you really think of her face to face! (Batteries and Pictures not included)

This revolutionary invention allows users to speak to other 'Phon-O-Tron' owners via 'telecommunication lines'. It has a keypad which when a number (specific to each owner) is keyed in, it will contact another owner- alerting him by a 'ringing' sound- This is the must have item of the moment!

" The 'Relax-E-Chair 4' is the most comfortable armchair ever built! - I endorse it without reservation! " - So said Adam Woodyatt, alias 'Greasy Ian Beale' of 'Eastenders' fame- Need we say More?

Only that it has 12 levels of adjustment, thanks to it's amazing 'Dibble Sprocket' design, not to mention an integral 'Wangle-driven Massage-O-Matic' built in!

Fed up with missing the most exciting parts of all your next door neighbours rows? Or maybe you 'get-off' listening to their heated sessions of noisy love-making- whatever it is, you can now hear it with perfect clarity, using the 'Listen-O-Max'

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