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It be a long tellin story....
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Y�all probably wonderin why a guy such as me, what with no personal�ty, friends, or nothin much else to do, is taking so long to move in.
Well take a long gander at me, for God's sake!
For nigh on eight months now, near as I can reckon, I been slogging through the swamps of south Florida, eatin tree bark for breakfast and swamp beetles for supper, whilst the skeeters ate me for lunch!
Yep, you got it! I been tracking the infamous "Docile, Docile, Benevolent Skunk Ape!"
Now don�t you go lettin the name fool ya! Contrary to his name, he�s powerful vicious! The natives, they all say he�s �puissant.� These natives is a odd bunch.
Soon�s I find me a new scout�from a whole diffrent tribe�I�ll be a-headin on back down. So y�all keep your eyes peeled!
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