Tthere are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison, Southpark

Then suddenly you find yourself ignoring the phone you used to wait beside. That means you've lost that loving feeling and now it's gone, gone, gone wo-oh wo-oh wo. It's time to break up. But let her down easy - tell her in person but keep the car running. Comfort her as she turns to religion ("Thank God," she'll say over and over). But know that she will always hold a candle ... to your photos - Unknown

When a man is chasing a woman in the park, naked with a butcher's knife in his hand, I don't think he'll be collecting for the Red Cross! - Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry