The Theme Song

LES CLAYPOOL: Goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
STAN & KYLE: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
LES CLAYPOOL: Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
CARTMAN: Ample parking day or night, people spoutin' "HOWDY NEIGHBOR!"
LES CLAYPOOL: Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind
KENNY: Mmmmph mmmph mmmmph mmmmmph*
LES CLAYPOOL: So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

*It's really perverted, trust me. So perverted I'm too embarassed to write it. :)

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