Christmas Songs
It's Hard to Be A
Jew on Christmas (Kyle's Song)
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs
or decorate a Christmas tree
or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's
something wrong with me
my people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity...
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas
Hannukah is nice, but why is it
that Santa passes over my house every year
And instead of eating pork I have to eat kosher latke
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing "Ho Hakgo Da Vish"*
And what the f**k is up with lighting all these f**king candles
Tell me please
I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew
I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew
On Christmas
Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (by Cartman)
Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's a big bad bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch
If there ever was a bitch
and a bitch to all the boys and girls
On Mondays she's a bitch, on Tuesdays she's a bitch
on Wednesdays and Saturdays she's a bitch
and on Sunday, just to be different
she's a super king kamaya-maya bi-yatch!
Hey have you ever seen my friend Kyle's mom
she 's biggest bitch in the whole wide world
she's a stupid bitch and has stupid hair
she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she is a stupid bitch
KYLE'S MOM IS A BIIIIIIITCHH-AHH!
Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore micariously he loves you
even if you're a Jew
Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
he can be brown or greenish brown
but if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poooooo...!
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