Good evening, casual observer. And how are you on this wonderfully spacious night? Good, I take it? Well, let's hope, shall we? This is, after all, Convo's World O' Lovin', and I'd hate to see anyone unhappy. Some say I'm crazy. Others say I'm insane. And they're all correct. Now it's time for me to pass that insanity on to you. Of late, I've had several parties, choke slammed Jonah over fifteen times, bought out a large paper corporation, applied for more jobs, and saved the world. Twice. But for now, you can fully enjoy the beauty that is my web site. Or, at least, a clever facsimile of my web site. . . And when you leave tonight, please spread the love that I have shown to you.

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Chris' WCW predictions: As soon as DDP's shirts are all sold, he'll join the Wolfpac! Buff Bagwell will leave NWO Hollywood! There will be a new Four Horsemen group, but it'll be gay!

To keep up with my growing web site's opening page, I've moved all the stuff in it to a table of contents area, which keeps a table of all of my contents. Bon appetite, and sorry, Mike!

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This lil fellar's name is Emily, just cause Emily Nere wanted it to be named that. Isn't that cute? I thought so.

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I knew that'd grab your attention. Actually, there is nothing that I'd like to tell you right now, just thought you'd get a kick out of this. Shut up.

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Coming Soon: More WWWF, I guess. . .

Hey, do you wanna get in touch with me? Well, I might even be online, so try your luck at the ol' slot machines below!

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So, you're interested in contacting the ol' Chris Man? Well, just click on 'Page Me', and follow the easy-to-use directions, and if I'm online, blammo! You're talking to me! Man, what fun! Believe you me. I mean it. Man. I'm a living joke. Everyone loves a Pakkapett!



Ain't she cute, folks? Love her, she's the only one who loves you.

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To make up for the fact that only a few people have made it to my secret page, I've added yet another link to it somewhere on this page! I dare you to find it! And if you do, be sure to tell me, so I can give you a big ol' sloppy kiss!

Look! It's Slaughterhound, Tofu, Nicotine, and Jim! Touch 'em, they don't bite! Well, Spacedog down there might. . .

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