Ronnies Song
Girls on the TV
Screamin they wantin me
But Im just too pretty
Playin shitty
Down to the nitty gritty
You can take pity
But I cant worry
Cause then Ill be buried
Lookin for my left shoe
Playin GTA2
On the CPU
I got Molotov Cocktails
Fill their ass up with gun shells
Cops wanna take me to jail
But Im just too quick
With a big fat dick,
Wanna fuck a fat chick
In the ass
Smoke grass,
Eatin' bass
From Stoner Creek
Make me take a leak
Cause my bladder is weak
Wish it were fat
Like a cat
Hitting' gnats
With its paw
In the jaw
At Fayette Mall
Whos got gay stores
With funny whores
And automatic doors
That you dont touch with your hand
Singin for this band
Playin in the sand
On a beach
Like a leech
Eatin keesh
Nasty ass fruit
Not wearin boots
Time to play shoots
And ladders
Getting sadder
Getting fatter
Eatin too much cake
Like a stake
Made from a rake
Cause its almost fall
And time to play ball
Cause I hear the call
Of the wild
Like a child
My burritos mild
Not too hot
Nope
Not too hot
Nope
Tommy Cope
Gay bitch.
Jon Ricker getting sicker
On the strings
Buyin diamond rings
This is for the fiends
Goin to BOCO
Homos
I hate this school
Because they don?t have a pool
Cause its getting real hot
Brad got shot
And so did Trey
By the way
Trey got it in the ass by Jerem-Ay.
I dont know why he turned gay
Failin 7th grade.
Tired of this rhyme
Anybody got the time
I?m gonna commit a crime.
Thats all foo.
Thats all foo
Shut me up foo
Shut me up foo.
Wait a minute I?m not done
Im bright like the sun
And a hamburger bun.
Now Im done hoe
Now Im done hoe
Tommy Cope
Gay bitch.