WEEKEND JUNKIE
Yo Im sittin in this classroom
Hopin Ill get out soon.
Lookin at the clock
Waitin for a faster tick tock.
Shit I cant take it now more!
All this thinkin makes my head itch.
The classroom stinks, and the teacher is a bitch.
That old fat hoe makin me do work,
Fuck that shit.
Ill shoot her like a little terd.
I can feel it in my body,
Runnin up to my brain.
Time to get freaky cause today is Friday.
I dont gotta smoke dope,
Or drink a lot of beer.
Ill just go to some girls house.
The weekend is here!
The weekdays suck.
I feel like Im stuck.
Trapped on this place, that we call Earth.
I ride around town,
To some phat sounds.
And hang wit the homies wonderin what its worth.
I hate school.
Cause its not cool,
Sittin in a desk writin shit all day.
I wanna go home.
My hair needs a comb,
But I dont give a damn, cause today is Friday!
Saturday, Sunday, both are a fun day.
Cause its the weekend,
And the rules get bent.
I love to see the girls,
Walkin in tight skirts.
Try to get em drunk, so they lift up their shirts.
Im gonna pick up Ethan and Jeremy.
I would pick up Clayton, but hes probably masturbatin.
Were gonna grab a few could ones,
Grab a few buns.
And of course you know
We donate money to the nuns.
Im gonna get Jessie,
And a few of her of her girls,
Cause its Saturday night
And shes rocks my world!
The weekdays suck.
I feel like Im stuck.
Trapped on this place, that we call Earth.
I ride around town.
To some phat sounds.
And hang wit the homies, wonderin what its worth.
I hate school.
Cause its not cool,
Sittin in a desk writin shit all day.
I wanna go home.
My hair needs a comb,
But I don?t give a damn cause today is Friday!
So its back to school,
The same old way.
I feel like shit, cause its only Monday.
I see all the sites that I saw last week.
All the fly honeys,
All the fat geeks.
Time to eat that gruel,
That they always feed us.
And I gotta ride home,
On the same shitty bus.
I hate this school, and I hate my life.
I might slit my wrist with a fake plastic knife.
So if you hate school,
Dont be shy.
Yell it out to someone,
Because this is why:
The weekdays suck.
I feel like Im stuck.
Trapped on this place that we call Earth.
I ride around town,
To some phat sounds.
Hangin wit the homies wonderin what its worth.
I hate school.
Cause its not cool,
Sittin in a desk writin shit all day
I wanna go home.
My hair needs a comb,
But I wont give a damn when it turns Friday!