Fresh and tasty taps. Just 5 could make your life worth living. Now only $3 per ounce.
Hey child, love that creep. New, nicely round - quite hard to break!
Why not chase after our lorry until it pierces the ground?
Brown Writing Game. Never used to its full extent.
Any reasonable offer refused.
Full spank of Wombles in plush fun pack. Your life is their own.
Phone P. McKenna, say something rude, then immediately put the phone down.
Single pant. Abrasive and racy. Just $1 per baker's dozen. Please take them
off my hands - they're causing a third-degree bending effect.
For sale: Jimmy real, second phase.
Only active in certain parts of Wiltshire.
Hey Einstein - why not take a ride on my Iambic Perambulator. You just can't stop it!
If you do, it goes backwards at a regular pace.
For immediate sale: litter bash, barbeque and bivvy build. Won't this look lovely
in your quality home. Part exchange for a 3p sweet.
Family Bodum. Now with inverse Pope diagram and free commemorative bibby.
Beatles Weebles. Put them in your drawers, and they're still good five days later.