In the future, you won't be run over by a car.
Instead, you'll be run over by a 1 or a 0.

Friendly electricity will be generated by a small pad on one's abdomen.

Advantages: Such techniques often result in frenzied facial qualms
which are uncontrollable yet unexciting.

Disadvantages: Accidental exposure to fiend results in controllable limbo effect.

In the future, we will live on a quintessential web of gigafaces.
T'will be big, but, like a spider, strangely familiar.

Imagine not having to go to school, children.
Instead, you hit a few buttons and...BOOM!
Your lesson.