Meson Baal
Hi kids! Meson Baal here, with my latest news.....
Shut that door! Batten down the hatches; I've got
the feeling that two Radio 1 DJs have moved in next-door to me. I believe
it to be "Collins and Maconie". Who do they think they are - Tarantino's
new star?.....I think the League Against Tedium is
rubbish, but there's no telling them at this late stage of the
proceedings.....Grody, grody to the max. Gimme a royal
break.....What is this life if, full of care, We have
no time to stand and stare. No time to stand beneath the boughs, And stare
as long as sheep or cows. No time to stand beneath the cows, And receive
manure upon thy nowes.....How doth the little
crocodile, Improve his shining tail, And pour the waters of the Nile, On
every golden scale. How doth the little crocodile, Improve his face so wide,
He'll eat you up and give a smile, then he will immediately die.....
O what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive! But when
we try to be real nice, We smile and laugh then split our sides (I like
that one).....Accidents do happen, especially with
horses going flat out on a treadmill, but when a horse rolls over on a small
recorder there is not much that a service department can do except give the
last rites for a crushed medical device. Special electrode leads have had
to be manufactured for horses at the Cambridge University Vetinary School
as the horses apparently find the electrodes quite tasty and do their best
to eat them.....Pigs and dolphins are the cleverest
of animals. Ants and wasps are rubbish, have no purpose and should be
destroyed on sight.....A gerbil is a great gift
for a granny or a man. But beware! A gerbil is for two years, not just
for Christmas!.....1. When you...pray, forgive
anything you may have against anyone (Mark 11.25). 2.Then the Devil...was
thrown into the lake of fire and sulphur, where....[he] will be tormented
day and night for ever and ever (Revelation 20.10). I invite you to draw
my conclusions.....Warning to the rich: And now, rich
people, listen to me! Weep and wail over the miseries that are coming upon
you! Your riches have rotted away, and your clothes have been eaten by
moths (James 5.1-2).....What you think is the right
road may lead to death (Proverbs 14.12). Thank goodness!.....
"I saw a book once with all drawings in it about
falling in love and I think you have to have eggs".....
"I know what Love is, it's the stuff they sell on the telly".....
"What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no
more".....I observed a little girl in the process of
discovering her hands. She made every effort to observe them better, but her
arms were too short, and in order to see her hands, she had to move her eyes
with great effort.....I hate children; they're so ignorant.....Children find clowns pleasant. I found
them sinister.....Hey, environmental group Greenpeace.
What do you use to power your boats, eh? Fuel from inside the Earth!
Idiots!..... So where does the raw material for
Greenpeace member's lovely plastic raincoats come from? Oil, from under the
sea, that's where. Idiots!.....And finally, where did
the material for Greenpeace's lovely boat come from? Ore extracted from the
Earth, that's where! Ore Idiots!
I think that's more than enough from me for the moment. I advise you to
think on, then stop.
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