in case you can't read what I wrote or can't tell....

Spike:Rocco, Luv, Somethin's come up, you'll 'ave to watch the twins this week.

Rocco:WHOT?!BUT YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE THAT THIS WEEK'S ME BIG RUGBY TOURNAMENT!

Spike:So?DEAL wiv' it!This is more important!

Rocco:But, LUV!The fate of the TEAM lies wiv' me tourney!

Spike:YEAH?Well the fate of the PLANET lies wiv' ME tourney! G'DAY!

(Spike is walking down the street, she goes into "STU'S ARMORMENT")

Spike: G'day, Stu!

Stu:'Mornin', Spike! Whot can I do you for?

Spike: I'm goin' on a road trip,Stu, and I'm a l'il low on ammo...

Stu:I think I 'ave whot you're lookin' for...This just came in...

(Stu brings out this huge Uzi, that obviously impresses Spike.)

Stu:Now, THAT is your genuine 'ot-off-the-line ANHIALATOR 2000. Whot do ya think?

Spike:Beautiful...But I'm lookin' for somethin' a l'il more compact...

Stu: Oh, but that's whot's beautiful about it, Spike...It's telescopic!

Spike:Perfect! How much?

Stu:Normally, 1000,but for you, Spike, 400 credits.

Spike: You better not be connin' me, Stu. 'Cause if y'are...I'm gonna bash your 'ead in wiv' it!

Stu:W-whhot?ME?Con YOU? Nevah!

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