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In Here You Will Find All Kinds Of Free Downloads.
This Section Contains Jokes To Amuse everyone.
*Useless Programs*Cool stuff*NoveltyPrograms*
*Fun Stuff*ScreenMates*Virtual Pets*Toys*
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The files listed below, Are not mine and I don't know who wrote them. They Are ALL Virus Free Files. So I hope you will enjoy these files as much as I have. If any of these links Go Bad let me know or you know of any that I don't have. Email me!!

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Some of these files may be inappropriate for younger viewers.
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I Take No Responcability for the use or miss use of these files.
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SOME FILES MAY PRESENT A VIRUS WARNING ON DOWNLOAD WHEN NORTON ANTI VIRUS IS INSTALLED AND RUNNING THE NORTON AUTO PROTECT MODE.

THE DESCRIPTION OF ANY VIRUS CAN BE FOUND HERE.
 
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7up.zip 52.4 KB 7up's Cool Little Man run's thru your Icons to chace your cursor.
8Ball123.zip 44.2 KB That 'ol black magic 8 ball is back! It will "reveal answers" to ANY questions you ask!
Acidwarp.zip 23.7 KB A trip back to the 60's with psycadelic pictures and colors.
Autoinsult.zip 141 KB AutoInsult is a silly little program that generates insults for you in either an Arabian, a Shakespearean or a modern style.
Backtalk.zip 9.53 KB Cute programs runs in dos mode. Where you can talk to your computer and it talks back.
Bad_day.zip 2.19 KB Turns your screen upside down.
Ballong.zip 17.2 KB Slide Show. Just right click with the mouse to see the next clip.
Bart.zip 11.3 KB An angry little Bart Simpson that occasionally peeps into your windows.
Bean.zip 129 KB The Bean Man. The eyes follow your mouse around.
Beer2.zip 94.9 KB How much beer have you had tonight?
Bomber32.zip 52.5 KB A Dig Dug look-alike that chases your cursor.
Bonus.zip 4.54 KB Click Here For Your Next Bonus.
Bug.zip 4.54 KB Puts cute little colourful bugs all over the place!
Crybaby.zip 843 KB What can you do to keep this Baby from crying?
Dohdoh.zip 6.32 KB 25 moving buttons...All pointing to a way out...
Dollars.zip 82.6 KB Can you Win a milion Dollars?
Dtoy.zip 908 KB Darigible Dan. Desktop Toy Stickman Puppet, Has sound effects.
Eyes.zip 11.9 KB Jumping, Laughing Eyes 2.0. By Azalea.
Eyespack.zip 126 KB A collection of 7 different Eyes. Winstub.exe, Bareyes.exe, Bigbrothereyes.exe, Jumplaugheyes.exe, MonserEyes.exe, MonsterEyes95.exe, Wineyes.exe
Eyesin.zip 70.8 KB Big Brothers Eyes: Ever feel like someone is watching you? Well now you know that Big Brother is. (32 bit)
Firework.zip 17.5 KB Windows version of Fireworks for your computer.
Flashback.zip 87.6 KB Totally Freakout your monitor with this farout partytime mind melt pack flashback warning
Freak.zip 7.41 KB This Joke asks the user a complex math question, then punishes them for getting it wrong.
Fred.zip 149 KB Have a Conversation With your computer. Windows version.
Gift.zip 129 KB A gift to you.... From Coca Cola.
Ghost.zip 14.5 KB Holloween Parade of Pumkins and Witches.
Gun.zip 49.0 KB Shoot up your monitor and get some revenge on Windows.
Hubba.zip 94.3 KB Will show you what your desktop looks like behind the cool wallpaper.
THIS FILE MAY GIVE A VIRUS WARNNING
Hypno.zip 28.7 KB Hypnotise yourself with this dos base Program.
July4.zip 34.0 KB Dos version of Fireworks for your computer.
Knob.zip 5.59 KB Is a compact MFC-written application that will just happily sit on your Windows 95/NT 4.0 taskbar and remind you of anything.
Lamp.zip 20.9 KB A really good lava lamp from your computer.
Life.zip 97.8 KB The Bridge of Life. 
Lights.zip 125 KB Xmas Lights & Music for your Computer.
Madcow.zip 215 KB Shows the difference between a Cow and a Madcowin a doc.
Maggie.zip 34.0 KB Maggie Simpson Chases your Mouse Cursor
Mario.zip 59.7 KB Yes! It's Mario! This program is absolutely tiny, and yet it is the same as the game itself. Very cool Dos Based program.
Meaning.zip 80.4 KB The Meaning of Life. a Cursor Chasing Program.
Mkilroy.zip 12.2 KB Mean Kilroy Peeks Over Your Windows. Same as nkillroy but is not window friendly.
Mona.zip 40.2 KB Leonardo's Classic Exposed! Mona Lisa....
Monday.zip 318 KB The PERFECT description of MONDAY....
Monstereyes.zip 45.3 KB The monster eyes follow your 'fly' around the screen. You can choose a grumpy or smiley face for the monster!
Neko20.zip 20.3 KB Neko 2.0 (for windows 3.x) the cat chases your mouse cursor across the screen.
Neko95.zip 179 KB Neko 95 ver. 2.6e the cat chases your mouse cursor across the screen.
Neko-95.zip 54.8 KB Neko 95 the cat chases your mouse cursor across the screen.
Nekocats.zip 257 KB Neko Cat Skins for Neko.
Nekosound.zip 70.9 KB Sounds for Neko.
Nkilroy.zip 12.2 KB Nice Kilroy Peeks Over Your Windows. Same as mkillroy but is window friendly.
Open.zip 3.81 KB "An application error has occurred. Possible cause is that you are thinking about sex. Do you want sex?" Certainly!!!
Optical.zip 10.9 KB Optical Elusion. Stare at the center for 10 seconds, then watch your hand on the mouse grow.
Outhouse.zip 2.62 KB Changes your recycle bin into a outhouse real cool!!!
Paper.zip 61.5 KB Great program, This Launch it, sit back, and enjoy the virtual simulation! 
Pinwheel.zip 11.2 KB You are getting sleepy very sleepy . a very dizzying file!!!
Platform.zip 625 KB You can do all kinds of fun stuff with this file!
Porn.zip 81.1 KB Would you like to see some porn?
Prank.zip 9.64 KB You will see a little workman drag your desktop accross the screen.
Psych.zip 101 KB This is just a really cool screen saver. A must get.
Rats.zip 206 KB A hit the rats with the plunger.
Red.zip 96.6 KB This is for all you fans out there. Who Love Toast.
Smile.zip 97.2 KB They will thank you for the lovely gift.
THIS FILE MAY GIVE A VIRUS WARNNING
Smiley.zip 121 KB Nice music to carm you as you work.
Smudge.zip 33.8 KB Cat walks around on your screen chasing after your mouse.
Spikein.zip 147 KB Spike is Kevin's most adorable cat. In this program Spike walks around on your screen chasing after your mouse.
Stop.zip 3.78 KB "An application error has occurred. Possible cause is that you have a small penis. Do you have a small penis?" 
Striptease.zip 156 KB A Stripper for male and female.
Survey.zip 3.80 KB A survey for men only.
Taco_Bel.zip 220 KB YO!! Taco Bell!!! Quiero This!!!
Talk.zip 231 KB  This is a cool file makes your computer talk.
Topcat.zip 14.9 KB Topcat will follow your mouse cursor everywhere.
Turk.zip 653 KB  Thanksgiving Turkey gets revenge!
Whiner.zip 116 KB If you ever worked at AOL, you will appreciate this.
Wineyes.zip 111 KB Eyes Sit On Your Desktop and Follow Your Mouse Movements. 
Wow.zip 3.59 KB  Un Believable Visual affect.
Yomama.zip 80.4 KB Joke Genorator full of Your Mama jokes.
Zonegift.zip 394 KB This file is amazing!! you can view the many preprogramed
patterns or tweak all of the settings to create your own wild patterns...view the readme file to learn how to use the screensaver feature.

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