The Penalty Box.

This is the place for you low-life scum who've taken it upon yourselves to "bend" the rules of my page to accommodate your sorry selves. Well then. I hope you're happy. Perhaps you've been scrolling to places you weren't authorized to. Or perhaps you wussed out of mailing me. Or maybe--just maybe--you've insulted my mother and my mother's mother. No matter, you all got put in here. And here you must stay. Stay until you've solved the following skill-testing question, that is. But answer wisely, for if your answer should be deemed incorrect you may be come a permenant POP. (That's Prisoner of Page, BTW) (That's By the Way, BTW) Here's the skill tester: If one quarter of a number times 10 is equal to twice the original number plus two, then the number is...? You think it's 2. You think it's 4. You think it's 6.

The Penalty Box for the Brain-Impaired.

Okay. So you break my rules, and now you had to go and be stupid. Well quite frankly, I'm disgusted. I'm getting you out of my sight. So here's the simplified version for you. And here's a hint. The answer is four. 2+2=?

You think ? equals 4.

You think that ? equals something other than 4, but you'll guess 4 anyway.

Neither of the above.

Okay. You've served your debt to society. And more importantly, you've served your debt to me. (After all, I'm what's important!) You may go back to the jokes now.

Good gracious! Either you're as dumb as you seem, or you're trying to be funny. If it's the first, get a CAT-scan. If it's the second, perhaps you'd better leave comedy to the pros. Well, there's nothing to be done with you, so I guess you might as well go back to the jokes.

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Mr. A•non•y•mous (mis'•tuhr a•nån'•i•mas) a. AN IMAGINARY PERSON, DOPE! Don't be so stupid! Trying to mail Mr. Anonymous is actually so dumb, this page will give you a penalty for it. Go to the Penalty Box.

This is a dead end.