Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green and insist others you "like it that way"
Drum on every available surface
Sing the Batman Theme incessantly
Staple papers in the middle of the page
Missspil eveyting yuo tpye
Ask 800 operators out on dates
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI Warnings
Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples' backpacks
Hide dairy products in inaccessable places
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page
Specify that your drive thru order is "to go"
Set alarms for random times
Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeep bip bip beeep bip"
Buy large quantities of dental floss just to lick the flavor off
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon
Insist that the word "therapists" is really "The Rapists"
Publically investigate how long you can make a croaking sound
Honk and wave to strangers
Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE
only type in lowercase
dont use any punctuaation either
Don'tspaceyourwordsout
U s e s p a c e s b e t w e e n e v e r y l e t t e r
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole roads
Pay for your dinner in pennies
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes
Repeat everything someone says as a question
Write "X - Buried Treasure" in random spots on someone's road maps
Inform everyone of your Kennedy assination/UFO/OJ Simson conspirasy theories
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind it's gone now"
Light road flares on birthday cakes
Wander around the restaurant asking other diners for their parsley
Leave tips in Bolivian currency
Demand that everyone adress you as "Conquistador"
Push all the flat Lego pieces together
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks
When Cristmas Caroling, sing, "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained
Wear a cape thst says "The Magnificant One"
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read
Finish the 99 bottles of beer song
Sing "This is the song that never ends..." song (you know, Lamb Chops?)
Leave your turn signal on
Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it
Drive half a block
Try playing the Willaim Tell Overature by flicking the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up" and repeat
Name your dog "Dog"
Name your cat "Dog"
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination
Ask people what gender they are
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think"
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and put the cookie parts back in the tray
Cultivate a Norweigan accent
Forget the punchline of a long joke, but assure the listener it was "a real hoot"
Routinely handcuff yourself to furnature, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off in case the big one comes
Follow a few steps behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-worker's brains such "Feliz Navidad"
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day
Make beeping noisses when a large person backs up
Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book, and demand that people pronounce every "A"
Sit in your lawn pointing a hair dryer at cars and see if they slow down
Ask to "interface" with someone
Make up words and use them in front of people and see if they play along
Sing along at the opera
Mow your lawn with scissors
Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with prophesy"
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend
At a poetry recital, ask why each poem doesn't rhyme
ask your co-workers mysterious questions and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about phsychological profiles"
Stare at the static on the TV and claim you can see a "magical picture"
Do not add inflection at the end of sentences
Never make eye contact
Never break eye contact
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping you hands over your ears
Construct your own tri-recorder and scan people with it
Shout random numbers when someone is counting
Give play-by-play announcements about everything someone's doing
say "said (person's name)" after everything someone says
Make appointments for the 31st of September
Invite lots of people to othre people's parties