The dialogue from our "Satan Trilogy" is a little hard to understand the first few times you listen to it. It was an experimenal try at slow speach. In case you are in the dark as to what is being said, here you go.
SATAN TALKS BACK TO HIS MOM
(this was cut off a bit in the beginning because someone accidently taped over it.)
MOM - don't talk back to me young man i'll give you a whoopin' you'll never forget.
SATAN - nooooooooooo! i don't wanna go to bed! i wanna stay up and poke people with my pitchfork!
MOM - you're grounded! No killing tomorrow!
SATAN - noooooooooooo!
MOM - fine, no killing for the rest of the week!
SATAN - aaaaaaawwww...
MOM - and everyone's going to heaven!
SATAN - nooooooooo!!
MOM - yes! now go to bed.
SATAN - ...fine...
MOM - no bed-time (can't make out what is said here) for you young man.
SATAN - ...GO TO CHURCH!!
MOM - WHAAAAT??!? you're grounded for the YEAR!
SATAN GETS UP IN THE MORNING
(narration done by iggy) "and now, satan getting up in the morning."
SATAN - (snoring, wakes up, yawns) ...God, i gotta go to the bathroom...aaaaaaah...much better...(burps)...'scuse me!
SATAN GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL
(narration done by fornstag) "and now, satan getting ready for school."
MOM - satan, get up. it's time for school.
SATAN - i don't wanna go to school, i'm sick.
MOM - oooh yeah right you're sick, last night you were well enough to torture the cat.
SATAN - ooooooh, but it was fun!
MOM - so? go to school!
SATAN - can i have a Snak Pak (copyright) in my lunch?
MOM - no!!
SATAN - aaaaaaw!!
MOM - you'll get "the fishes 'cause they're so delicious!" (copyright)
SATAN - i don't wanna!! ...where's my pitchfork? i can't find it!
MOM - you left it on the couch.
SATAN - mom, i missed the bus.
MOM - who cares?!
SATAN - aaaaaaw...(under his breath) go to church...
MOM - WHAT WAS THAT?!
SATAN - nothing!!
(here it gets kinda hard to hear, but you can hear satan saying shut up and and his mom saying don't tell me to shut up, then she spanks him.)