1) if you read this on monday, God will love you.
2) if you read this on tuesday, God will be there for you.
3) if you read this on wednesday, God will bless you.
4) if you read this on thursday, God will embrace you.
5) If you read this on friday, God will break the chains of sin and
guilt.
6) if you read this on the weekend, God will forgive you.
7) if you read this on any day, God will do all of the above.
8) and most important, if you don't read this, God will do these things
anyway.