Moses and Jesus are in a threesome playing golf one day with an
older man. Moses pulls up to the tee and drives a long one. The ball
lands in
the fairway, but rolls directly towards a water hazard. Quickly Moses
raises his club, the water parts and the ball rolls to the other side,
safe
and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly
toward the same water hazard. It lands right in the center of the pond
and
kind of hovers over the water. Jesus casually walks out on the pond and
chips the ball onto the green.
The older man gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It
heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street
where it
bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. Then it bounces onto the
roof of a
nearby shack, rolls down the gutter, down the drainspout, out onto the
fairway, and straight toward the before mentioned pond. On the way to
the pond,
the ball hits a little stone and bounces out over the water onto a lily
pad,
where it rests quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumps up on a
lily
pad and snatches the ball in his mouth. Just then, an eagle swoops down,
grabs the frog, and flies away. As they pass over the green, the frog
squeals
with fright and drops the ball, which bounces right into the cup for a
hole in one.
Moses turns to Jesus and says, "You know, sometimes I really hate
playing with your Dad."