A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the
showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio
stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She
immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she found her salesman and began to excitedly
explain that her radio was not working, and they must replace it since she
only had one radio station. The salesman calmed her down and told her that
her car radio was voice-activated, and that she would only need to state
aloud the type of music that she wanted and the car would find it.
She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word
country", and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She
was satisfied and started home. After a while she decided to try
out the radio and said "rock n roll"; the radio station changed and a song
by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers.
Quite pleased, the woman continued driving.
A few blocks from her
house, another driver ran a light causing her to slam on her brakes to
avoid a collision. The woman angrily exclaimed "JERK!!"
.......the radio cut over to The Howard Stern Show.