Why i got my hand stuck in my neighbours letterbox
This is a true story how my life changed from having been a
greate private detective to being arrested and put in jail. It
was a lovley summer day, birds were singing and the sun was
shining. I was sitting in my office with my feet on the table and
drank a cup of coffee. The clock beside me stuck 10.00 a clock
pm. It was time to go home, so i rose and began to go towards the
door. I thought to myself it would be nice to go to bed when i
get home. I opend the door, locked the door and started to walk
home. When i got home i turned on the tv and watched the news.
Nothing intresting had happened so i turned the tv off and i was
going to bed, but suddenly i saw that my neighbour`s letterbox
was glowing. I thought that i was dreaming but i closed my eyes
and openend them again but the mailbox was still glowing. "
What the heck has my neighbour done to his letterbox?" i
thought to myself. I opened my door and began walk towards my
neighbour`s letterbox. When i got closer i heard some voices. One
clear voice said
-This is your master you must do what i command you to.
-Yes we obey your commands, said the three voices in choir
-Tonight you are going to bomb a yellow house in this
neighbouhood, said the clear voice.
-Yes master, said the three voices.
I moved closer to the letterbox and started to examine it. The
only thing i saw when i opened the letterbox were three mutaded
moscitos. They were about five cm tall and had red eyes. After 20
seconds the three moscitos flew away. When my eyes started to see
better in the dark i saw a whole laboratory in the letterbox in a
small scale. There was a big tv screen , a lot of test tubes, a
big red button and other stuff.
I said to myself.
-You need a goodnight`s sleep now. First talking moscitos and now
a laboratory in my neigbour�s letterbox. I was feeling very
tired now so i began to walk home. I walked up to bed, took off
my clothes, jumped into my bed and slept like a baby.
I woke up at 9.00 am, got dressed, went down to the kitchen
and took a cup of coffee. Afterwards i walked to my door, opened
it and bent down to get my newspaper. When i was in my office i
started to read the newspaper. The front page was about a house
in my neighbourhood who had been bombed last night. The house was
totally destroyed. The police were worried because they had
examined the place and they hadn't found a single clue. The
police had asked people in the neighbourhood if they had heard or
seen anything, but they hadn't. The police had put up a reward to
the person or persons who could give clues to the police enough
to get this person or persons who did this bombning in jail.
After i had read this article i jumped out of my chair and began
to run home. I thought to myself "if i say to the police
what i know they would probably think i was insane so i have to
solve this mystery myself". When i got home i waited until
my neighbour's letterbox was glowing again. At 11.00 pm the
letterbox started to glow and i began to walk towards the door
and opened it. I started walk slowly towards my neighbour's
letterbox. When i was five meters from the box i began to hear
some voices but i didn't care about them. I began to run to the
mailbox and opened it. I saw three moscitos that watching the big
tv. I looked at the tv and it was some strange colours that made
the moscitos hyptotized. After a while a man showed up on the
screen and said.
-You must obey my orders. Tonight you are going to bomb a green
house.
-Yes master, said the three moscitos.
-But not if i can help it, i said .
I put my hand in the mailbox, destoyed all the things in the
laboratory but i didn't press the red button because i thought it
was the selfdestructionsbutton. After i had destroyed the
laboratory i began to catch the three moscitos. At the end i had
all of them, but then i tried to take my hand out of the mailbox
i discovered that my hand was stuck in the mailbox. I tried to
get my hand out of it but i couldn't. I thought to myself "
What am i going to do now?"
A moscito said to me
-If you let us fly away we will set you free
-Noway so you can bomb other houses
-Please
-No
We argued until the sun began to rise. My Neighbour was in the
kitchen and looked at me with big eyes. He opened the door and
got out and said.
-Why do you have your hand in my letterbox?
I told him the story about the three moscitos who had bombed the
house in this neighbourhood.
He shook his head and said
-You have a great fantasy. I will go in and get a hammer so i can
help you get your hand out of my letterbox. He begun to walk
towards the house.
I felt in my hand were i had the three moscitos when one suddenly
moved and said
-You will never catch us.
Suddenly the mailbox and my neighbour's house began to fell
apart, i said to myself " One of them pressed the red
button. How shall i prove that i didn't do it ".
My neighbour looked at his house with big eyes when it was
destroyed and he turned slowly to me
-So you are the bombman the police are looking for.
-No it wasn't me
-Who was it then
-It was one of the three moscitos who press the
selfdestuctionbutton
-Tell this story to the judge and see if they believe you
The next day i was in court. I told my story about the man who
hyptonized the three moscitos and let them bombing houses. No one
believed my story, they thought that i had done it. So i got my
punishment. 99 years in jail. That ends my story.