Another King of Fighters chatfic! Woohooooooo!!! We are absolutely CRAAAAAZY!!!

This fic contains occasional coarse language and sexual references. You have been warned. If this
kind of material bothers you, we strongly suggest that you stop reading NOW.

Another thing to note is that the fic pokes fun at several KOF ladies. If you have a favorite KOF
female fighter, chances are she WILL be SEVERELY made fun of here. You know what kind of
person Ryuji is...
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The following story is another ICQ chat between "Athena Asamiya" and "Rai Yamazaki" and is
presented in chat format.

The names at the extreme left of the screen indicate which user is "talking". The capitalized names
that follow indicate which character is delivering the dialogue. Words enclosed within asterixes * *
indicate an action. For example:


<Athena> RYUJI: Burnin' up the streets, and speedin' faster than the speed of LIGHT!
SHEEYAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASHIRO: I'm surrounded by lunatics! *rolls eyeballs* HA HA HA HA HA!


Athena's character, Ryuji, has just spoken. Rai Yamazaki's character, Yashiro, has responded, while
rolling his eyeballs. You get the picture.

Abbreviations used here are "Yash" (short for "Yashiro") and "Rai" (short for "Raikou).

Words NOT preceded by character names, and enclosed in parentheses ( ), indicate that the real-life
person is talking, not the person's character. Athena's character here is Ryuji Yamazaki. Rai's
characters are Raikou Hakujin (original character), and Yashiro Nanakase.
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BRIEF EXPLANATION:

Ryuji, Raikou and Yashiro have just come from a confrontation with Athena Asamiya, Sie Kensou
and their friends (see the explanation in "Scandal!" for more info). Though outnumbered, Ryuji's side
won and left their opponents severely injured. In the process, however, Raikou was injured as well
and was taken by Yashiro to his apartment to recover.

The following discussion takes place between Ryuji and Yashiro the next morning.


<Rai Yamazaki> <The next morning finds Ryuji getting out of bed as usual...>

<Athena> RYUJI: *twirls knife around* SHAH. (Today is time for REAL FRESH MEAT! More
pest control coming up!!) Sheeyahaha...

<Athena> *Ryuji goes outside to meet Yashiro*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro can be seen faintly in the distance, pacing back and forth as if there's
nothing better to do.*

<Athena> RYUJI: HEY, BUDDY OL' PAL! SHEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *steps over to Ryuji and pounds him on the shoulder* Ah, Ryuji. Up at last,
I see.

<Athena> RYUJI: I was TOO busy occupied with some _AHEM_... "HOOTERS"!
SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: .............

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *snickering* REAL OR IMAGINED? HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! *doubles
over*

<Athena> RYUJI: HMMM.... *snickers*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *slaps Ryuji on the back* Oh, come now! I know you have an excellent...
IMAGINATION! *stifles himself from laughing too loudly*

<Athena> RYUJI: HMPH!! _EXCUSE_ ME, Yashiro, but at least I have "HOOTERS" that like me,
that are REAL! Of course, the only HOOTER you have isthe QUEEN of HOOTERS herself,
SHERMIE!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> *Ryuji jumps up and down, pretending to hit a volleyball*

<Athena> RYUJI: OHHH!! I don't need any volleyballs!! ALL I NEED IS SHERMIE TO HIT
AROUND!! SHEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro rolls his eyeballs...* HAH!

<Athena> RYUJI: *pretending to be Shermie* OOOPS!! Yashiro, would you fix my flat tire? It
seemed to have...... POPPED!!

<Athena> *Ryuji gestures to his chest, and snickers*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *mock-threateningly* That is quite ENOUGH... HGGGMPHH! *holds in
his laughter*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro can't help but snicker at Ryuji's antics.*

<Rai Yamazaki> (And neither can I! AHHHH! I love your Ryuji portrayals!)

<Athena> RYUJI: AHHH!! My hooters are LEAKING! *points to the ground* NOOO!! I'M........
I'M FLOODING ALL OF JAPAN!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Normally, Yashiro would've smacked Ryuji in the head, but...*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: AAHHHH!! My hooters are leaking EVERYWHERE!! I can't HELP IT!!
AHHHHH!!! It's like a tsunami!! OHHHH!! MY HOOTERS ARE FLAT!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: Stop! STOP IT! HA HA HA!

<Athena> RYUJI: *sighs and shakes his head, still pretending to be Shermie* OHHHH!! My
hooters used to be a 54 DDD.... but now.... OH MY GOD!! They're only a pair of 32's!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: A-MINUS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

<Athena> (HEHEHE, thanks!! ^_^ Maybe we should save this one.... HEHEHE!)

<Rai Yamazaki> (OOOH YEAH! "Shermie's Hooters"...)

<Athena> (AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! *falls off chair*)

<Athena> RYUJI: NOOOO, my 54 DDD bra won't fit anymore!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *slaps Ryuji on the back* Ah, Ryuji, you are irrepressible.

<Athena> RYUJI: Who said I was Ryuji? I'm SHERMIE!! See? *points his chest, and then pretends
to be scared* OH, NO!! I seem to have shrinked even MORE!! I don't have a CHEST AT ALL!!
OH, MY HOOTERS!! OH, I KNOW!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HA HA HA HA HAAA!!! *almost can't keep his balance* STOP! STOP!!!

<Athena> *Ryuji runs over to his car, takes a bunch of tissues, and UMM... "stuffs his shirt"*

<Athena> RYUJI: It's not a 54... but it's..... SOMETHING!!

<Rai Yamazaki> (OH MY GOSH! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!)

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: AAAAAH HA HA HAAAA!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: OHHHHH, Yashiro, doooon't you like my new...... HOOTERS? They're not as
BIG... but HEY!! They're HOOTERS!! OH, oops!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro practically falls to the ground...*

<Athena> *Ryuji bends over, and all the tissue falls out of his shirt*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: OH, SHERMIE..... your HOOTERS have... SLIPPED!!! HA HA HA HA
HA! *points*

<Athena> RYUJI: Oh, NOOOOO!! OHHHH, Yashiro, would you mind helping me pick up my
HOOTERS? I seemed to have..... "DROPPED" them while I was bending over!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: SURELY, SHERMIE! *picks up the tissue* OHHHH! I'M TOUCHING
SHERMIE'S HOOTERS! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: You sure ARE, BIG BOY!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: OOOOOH! And they're so SOFT and SILKY...!

<Athena> *Ryuji can't help himself anymore, he just stops his Shermie impression, and starts
laughing his head off*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro wipes his nose on one of the tissues.*

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: Pardon me, Shermie! I hope you don't mind me wiping my nose on your
HOOTERS! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: *pretending to be Shermie again* OHHHH, OF COURSE I DON'T, YASHIRO!
In fact, I really ENJOY it!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HAAA HAA HAAAAA!!!

<Athena> *Ryuji just LOSES IT and nearly doubles over laughing!*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro loses it as well...!*

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAAA!!
SHEEYAHAHA!! AHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *squeezing the tissue* OHHHHH! So SOFT!

<Athena> (I'm almost losing it in real life!! AHAHAHA!! HEHEHE!! This is CRAZY!!)

<Rai Yamazaki> (I'm trying my best not to lose it too, because my big brother is here! AHHHHH!!!)

<Athena> (I have NO idea HOW we came up with THIS!! WE GOTTA post this!)

<Rai Yamazaki> (ME EITHER! THIS _HAS_ TO GO UP!)

<Athena> (HEHEHE!! YEAAAAAH!! *slaps Raikou a high-five* We're INSANE!)

<Rai Yamazaki> (*returns the high five* WHEEEEEE!)

<Rai Yamazaki> (One... two... three!)

<Athena> (TWISTED MINDS THINK ALIKE!!)

<Rai Yamazaki> (TWISTED MINDS THINK ALIKE!)


YeeeEEEAAAAAH, BABY!


<Athena> RYUJI: OOOPS, Yashiro!! Don't squeeze THAT hard!! It HURTS!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HAA HAA HAAAA!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: You know what I like about your NEW HOOTERS, SHERMIE? I CAN
WIPE MY BOTTOM ON THEM TOO! HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: *flails his hand outward as if to dismiss something* OH, YASHIRO!! OHHHH!!
ANYTIME YOU WANT!

<Athena> RYUJI: *stops the impression, and laughs like crazy* SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"ANYTIME"!? SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! *losing it totally*

<Athena> *After several minutes of insane laughter, Ryuji straightens up*

<Athena> RYUJI: So, what do you say we burn some rubber, BABY?

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HA! *slaps Ryuji on the back* Certainly!

<Athena> RYUJI: Ooops!! I almost forgot..... *imitates Shermie once more* MY HOOTERS!!
*grabs the tissue from Yashiro, and dashes into the car*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro hands Ryuji back the tissues.* HERE! It was SO GOOD HOLDING
THEM FOR YOU! HA HA HA HA HA!

<Athena> RYUJI: Oh, come along now, BAD BOY!! These HOOTERS ARE JUST ABOUT.....

<Athena> RYUJI: WORN OUT!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro strides towards the car, laughing*
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The entire discussion above turns out to be a dream -- Ryuji's dream (who else would dream of
something like THAT?).

In reality, something strange has been happening to Yashiro. He's suddenly stopped paying attention
to his appearance, now looking like a total slob (which is unnatural for a stylish guy like him), and he
talks and acts almost like a zombie.

Ryuji, puzzled by his friend's abnormal behavior, drops by Yashiro's apartment and discusses his state
with a convalescing Raikou. The topic ends up shifting to something ENTIRELY different...


<Athena> *Ryuji walks inside*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Ryuji hears a voice come from a bed on the room.*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: He's been like that since late last night...

<Athena> *Ryuji closes the door behind him, and raises an eyebrow at Raikou*

<Athena> RYUJI: What? If you ask me, it looks like he got whacked on the head, and forgot just
WHO the hell he is!! *gestures to closed door and scoffs* Yeah, and then he still remembers us,
TOO!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *lying on bed, shrugs* Maybe he did...

<Athena> *Ryuji takes a few steps forward, and smirks*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *smirking back, only slightly* Why'd you come here?

<Athena> RYUJI: WHY? I wanted to come here because I... *looks like in thought, and then
quickly straightens up and continues* ...because I wanted to know if you were in the shape to squash
some more BUGS!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *weakly* I can try...

<Athena> RYUJI: And ALSO to see what the HELL is up with Yashiro. *gestures to door again*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: That's what I thought you'd be here for... *stirs on bed, shifting her position
slightly* Just between you an' me, Ryuji-san...

<Athena> RYUJI: *looks annoyed* What NOW?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: He's gettin' PRET-ty DARN scary.

<Athena> RYUJI: Like WHAT? *looks a little less annoyed, but still annoyed, just as he is when
ANYONE talks to him*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Well... just look at him. He's walking around like some kinda zombie.

<Athena> RYUJI: You telling ME? He's just WEIRD-ASS, I'm telling you. He just replies with
monotonic answers, and he looks like a couch potato. And you're telling me he's SCARY? *scoffs*
SHEEEYAHAHA!! GIMME A BREAK, KID!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Weeeell...... He's not the Yashiro _we_ know... judgin' from what _I_ see...

<Athena> RYUJI: HA!! MAYBE.... the BOOGIE MAN came by and made him that way!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *giggles* Hee hee heeeee! Oooooh! The BOOGIE MAN!

<Athena> RYUJI: The INCREDIBLE HULK!!

<Athena> RYUJI: *waves his hands around* I KNOW!! It's..... a WEREWOLF!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Naaaah! *with a twinkle in her eye* _I_ know what happened. DRACULA
flew into his BEDROOM last night, and turned him into a VAMPIRE!

<Athena> *Ryuji then remembers his dream, and then gestures to his chest*

<Athena> RYUJI: Maybe it's........ SHERMIE'S HOOTERS!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Heeheeheeheeheee! Haha!

<Athena> RYUJI: Hey, HOOTERS can change ANY MAN!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HOOOOOTERS? *appears to be gaining strength slowly as Ryuji makes her
laugh* HAHAHAHAHAAA! Ooooh! It's the... ATTACK OF THE KILLER HOOTERS!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *mischievously* Do they change _you_? *snickers*

<Athena> RYUJI: *looks like he's in deep thought* HMM.... well, if you think of it.... the
CLINTON-LEWINSKY WAY.... yeah, I GUESS SO!! *

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Heeheeheeheeheee! *like a three-year-old purposely being naughty*

<Athena> RYUJI: Well, it must be Shermie's HOOTERS!! If weren't for THOSE, why else would
Yashiro act the way he does? He's probably MESMERIZED!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> *Ryuji starts doing the "Hootsie Roll"*


Ryuji and Raikou's parody of the "Tootsie Roll" dance, made to poke fun at Shermie's hooters.


<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *snickers* HEY! Are you sure it wasn't because of your ROMANTIC
INTERLUDE last night? *bursts into laughter* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! HEY, RYUJI-SAN!
Maybe... he's got the hots for... YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

<Athena> RYUJI: WELL, if _I_ remember right, _YOU_ were on my lap A LOT longer!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> RYUJI: *winks at Raikou and smirks* SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!! You'd better WATCH
IT!!


They're talking about the events of "Scandal!", of course -- when Ryuji, Raikou, Yashiro and the rest
of the New Face Team ended up jammed into the driver's side of Ryuji's car, and were mistakenly
interpreted by bystanders as being in "COMPROMISING POSITIONS".


<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Hey, well _I'm_ not a _guy_... I mean... waitaminute... HEY, forget I said
anythin' okay? AAAAAAAH! *slaps herself on the forehead, realizing that she's just stuck her foot in
her mouth... and it's too far in to get it out*

<Athena> RYUJI: HMMMMM.... if Yashiro's like THIS, I wonder what Chris and Sher-- I mean,
HOOTERS are doing? Maybe they're nutty like he is... *thinking*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Yo! What's up? You look like you've just seen... SHERMIE'S HOOTERS!
HEEHEEHEE!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!! YEAH, just tell me..... WHO can miss Shermie's
HOOTERS?! I mean, you try to look at the sky, and then, you see Shermie's FORMER HOOTER up
in the sky sometimes!! I mean, the clouds are her LEAKS, and the MOON was her FIRST
HOOTER.... it didn't fit, so it flew up into outer space. OUCH for SHERMIE!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Heehee! Heeheehee!

<Athena> RYUJI: And the SUN? That was her SECOND HOOTER..... it diso--

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Oh YEAH? *snickers* I always thought the SUN was that Shiranui chick's!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SHIRANUI?!

<Athena> RYUJI: Don't get me started on SHIRANUI! Her HOOTERS are the size of ANTARES!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AAAHAHAHAHAAA!

<Athena> (You know the star "Antares", right? ^^)

<Rai Yamazaki> (Yep, I do.)

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Well, you know somethin', Ryuji-san? You know that meteorite that scientists
say fell down to earth an' killed all the dinosaurs?

<Athena> RYUJI: YEA? *snickers, it looks like he's expecting something funny*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: That was one o' SHIRANUI'S HOOTERS-- flew SO far, it went back through
TIME! *gestures with her hands* HAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAA! KAAA-BLOOOOOEY! Bye bye,
dinosaurs! *waves*

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! OH, NO, NO...

<Athena> RYUJI: You know KAGURA?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Who, that lady with the WEIRD blouse?

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHA!! YEAH, her!! I mean, outside, she acts all nice and lady-
like.... but _I_ know the truth!! She used to work at "ST-RIP-4-MEEH"!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AiiiEEEE! HAHAHAHAHAAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: I'm SERIOUS!! SHEEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Why do you think she
dances around, shakin' her @$$ everywhere when she wins?! It's from her...... ST-RIP-4-MEEH
experience!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: OOOOOH! Suddenly, everything's so CLEAR now, Ryuji-san!
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Ohhhh boy! Heehee! I feel better now, Ryuji-san! AHAHAHAH!

<Athena> RYUJI: HEY... thank goodness SAKAZAKI YURI isn't like Shiranui!! Otherwise, her
PEPPY attitude would REALLY make her BOUNCE!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Yeeeaaah, but are you SURE she didn't use to work at ST-RIP-4-MEEH?
Lookit how she goes around pattin' her BUTT all the time! OOOOOH! Talk about FLIRTING...!

<Athena> (I LOST IT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *falls off of chair!!*)

<Athena> RYUJI: OH, don't REMIND ME... wait..... PLEASE REMIND ME! When our team was
fighting HERS... she kept HITTIN' me with that @$$ of hers!! "YEEAHHH!!"
SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: OHHHH! NASTY!

<Athena> RYUJI: I mean, she'd FLY out with that @$$ of hers, and attack me with it!! AND BOY,
she must've been workin' out, because that @$$ o' hers KNOCKED ME BACK!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> RYUJI: Hey, it wasn't THAT bad!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: WELL, it's a good thing she didn't make like SHERMIE and grab you
BETWEEN HER LEGS...!

<Rai Yamazaki> (I'm assuming you've seen that move! HEEHEE!)

<Athena> (OH MY GOODNESS!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Did you hear the "ZIIIIIP" noise WITH IT?
And then she giggles and knocks the person OVER!! HEHEHE!!)

<Rai Yamazaki> (HEH, didn't pay attention to the sounds! BWAHAHAHAHAH!)

<Athena> (Next time you play that game... you WILL hear a "ZIIIIIP!" noise!! HAHAHAHA!!
Reminds me.... RYUJI zipping up!! HEHEHE!! *snickers*)

<Athena> RYUJI: I swear, I bet that Sakazaki Yuri doesn't really.... _BEHAVE_ when she's near
that ugly Garcia guy!! As if she wasn't naughty enough already, she's probably WORSE with him!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Garcia? Who, that GIGOLO? BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HOOOO! Who does he think he is, dressin' like JOHN TRAVOLTA?
AAAAHAHAHAAAAH!

<Athena> RYUJI: *singing to "Stayin' Alive"* Ah, ah, ah, ahh.... stayin' aliiiiiiiveeeee......

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Heeheeheeee!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEYAHAHA!! And KING!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AAAAGH! You'd think she was a GUY!

<Athena> RYUJI: YEA, my POINT exactly!! YOU KNOW... *snickers*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *winking* Is she that... WAY? *snickering*

<Athena> RYUJI: One day, I was taking a walk with some of my "cousins"... we stopped by this one
BAR... and who do you think was bouncin' around here and there in a white shirt with NOTHING
beneath?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *mock-gasp!* YOU DON'T SAY....!

<Athena> RYUJI: KING!! SHEEEYAHAHAHA!! Well, we made this rude lil' joke about it, and
after that, I guess she decided to become a............. GUY!! But I betcha she's still got those HUGE
hooters underneath. Just that after us MEN teased her about it, she decided not to show it anymore!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHA!! Maybe she worked with Chizuru at ST-RIP-4-MEEH!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *says it with Ryuji* ST-RIP-4-MEEH!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAAAA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HOOOOOO! What about that TODO chick?

<Athena> RYUJI: HA!! She's just like YURI!! ONLY THING IS... one time, I saw her huggin' and
kissin' Yuri... and after that, I thought, "Maybe Todo isn't all so straight".... and we know what THIS
means for YURI!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: EEEEEEK! DOES ROBERT KNOW? BWAHAHAHAHAAAAH!

<Athena> RYUJI: Let's hope NOT, because he just might be with RYO!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH! HAHAHAHAHAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: OH, OH... AND WHAT ABOUT....

<Athena> RYUJI: LEONA?! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: LEONA?!

<Athena> RYUJI: Runnin' around in shorts that are SO high up, they look like UNDERWEAR!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHA!! Of course, I don't mind watchin' while I'm fightin'.... but it TAKES away my
CONCENTRATION!! How are us men SUPPOSED to fight watching THAT?!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: YEEEAAAH!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HEY! I understand YOU'VE got a BOUNCY TEAMMATE TOO!

<Athena> RYUJI: BLUE MARY?! SHEEEYAHAHAHA!! She's ANNOYING!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *nudge nudge* Did you two... GET ANYWHERE? *wink wink, smirk smirk*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Or did nasty ol' BILLY steal her away?

<Athena> RYUJI: NOPE. She's with that TERRY guy. BUT.... Billy and I got bored, and as much
as we HATE each other... we SURELY didn't mind working together for ONE thing!!

<Athena> RYUJI: A NUDE VIDEO OF BLUE MARY!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: OOOOOOHHHHH!

<Rai Yamazaki> Rai: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: And is it JUST me, or does Yagami Iori NOT notice the huge HOOTERS on HIS
team?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HE MUST HAVE, because last time I heard, he tried to rip 'em to PIECES!
HAAAH! He probably couldn't RESIST gettin' his hands on those... HOOOOTERS!!!


Iori turned against his teammates, Mature and Vice, at the end of KOF 96 and tore them to shreds.


<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AND REMEMBER... Iori's got that YAOTOME move... what do YOU think it
looks like?!

<Athena> RYUJI: It looks like to me, that he wanted to get a little SOMETHING during the fight,
knocked over a lady, and decided to DIG at those HOOTERS!! SHEEEYAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *pretends to be Iori and mimics his clawing motion* Gimme a look at those
JUGS, BABY! OOOOOOOOH! C'mon... let's have a STRIP SHOW, BABY! *claws at the air in
front of her*

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!! Well, I can do BETTER than that!

<Athena> *Ryuji straightens up, then bends over and jumps a few steps backwards. He ends up
hitting his... BOTTOM on a table in the room.*

<Athena> SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAAAA! LOOK! I'm YURI! WHOOOOOOOO! Swing that @$$!

<Rai Yamazaki> BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! That was GREAT!

<Athena> RYUJI: Oh YEAH? HEY, my name's KING! *straightens up* Now... where's my NAME
TAG? *looks around* OHHHHH! I can't find my NAME TAG!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Raikou starts snickering.*

<Athena> RYUJI: OHHHHH! I can't seem to find my NAME TAG! SHEEYAHAHA! *feels around
inside his shirt, "searching"* Hey! Now I'm SHERMIE! *starts "searching" around in his shirt
again*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AHAHAHAHAHAAAA! HOOOOOOTERS!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: *Ryuji bends over Raikou, trying not to laugh* Ohhhh, EXCUSE ME! Can you
help me find my NAME TAG?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! OOOOOOH, SHERMIE! *points to Ryuji's chest
as he's bending over* Great HOOOOOOOOOTERS! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: I can't seem to find my name tag! I think I've lost it in my HOOTERS!! *sticks his
hand down his shirt, this time from the COLLAR* OHHHHH! I just can't find it! Could you HELP
ME OUT? *snickers*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *stands up suddenly, looks as if she's impersonating someone-- Ryuji's not sure
who* Sorry, girl! I can't help you! You see... *points to her chest* my HOOTERS are in the way!
HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Raikou abruptly crashes forward to the ground, as if a great weight in front of her
has pulled her down* OOOOOOOHHH! Help! My... HOOTERS pulled me down! HEEEELLLLP!
I've fallen and I can't get up! OOOOOOOHHHH!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *pointing*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *squirming around on the carpet, pretending to have a hard time getting up*
HEEEELLLP! I can't MOVE! My HOOTERS are TOO HEAVY! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Guessed who I am yet, Ryuji-san? *snickers*

<Athena> RYUJI: HMMMMMM!...

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: OHHHH, ANDY! HELP ME! *squirms around*

<Athena> RYUJI: Don't tell me-- you're MAI! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HEEELLLP ME, ANDY! I can't get off the ground! OOOOOOOH! I just can't
lift my HOOTERS!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: MAYBE... I should get new HOOTER IMPLANTS! I'll have these changed
for... BOWLING BALLS! They'd be A LOT LIGHTER THAN THESE!!! *points to her chest*
HAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAA!!! OOOOOH! HELP ME, ANDYYYY!

<Athena> RYUJI: SUUUURE, MAI!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: OH, ANDY!

<Athena> RYUJI: *mock-pouts* B-b-bu-b-b-b-but, Mai... oh, I CAN'T!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Why NOT, ANDY?

<Athena> RYUJI: *looks as if he's hurt* B-b-b-bec-b-bec-because...... I'm SCARED of you! Last
night, y-...y-y-y-y-you w-w-wanted me to h-h-h-ha-h-have... s-s-s-s-s-se-s-SEX w-with you......

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: SOOOOO? Don't tell me you're scared of getting crushed underneath my
HOOTERS!

<Athena> RYUJI: ...... and I d-d-d-d-don't know h-h-how to MOVE! I'm so UGLY..... I've never had
any..... EXPERIENCE!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: You're really FUNNY, Ryuji!

<Athena> RYUJI: Who says I'm RYUJI? I'm CHIZURU!
SHEEEEYAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!

<Athena> *Ryuji starts shaking his butt like Chizuru, then takes off his vest and starts dancing
around.*

<Athena> RYUJI: WHOOOOOOO!! I always liked my job at... ST-RIP-4-MEEH! It was my
FAVORITE job of them ALL!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *stands up and starts talking in as deep and low a voice as she can manage*
OOOOOOOH! Great HOOTERS, CHIZURU!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Raikou dashes at Ryuji in a parody of Iori's "Yaotome" move.* OOOOOOH!
GIMME A LOOK AT THOSE JUGS BABY! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: OOOOOH, you BAD BOY! *waves Raikou aside* I can strip MYSELF, thank you
very much! *snickers*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Raikou flings another "Yaotome" at Ryuji* OOOOOOOH! LET'S HAVE A
_STRIP SHOW_, BABY!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: Oh, all right! But I've got to save my strength! Gotta leave some for ol'...
SAISHU! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: Last night at ST-RIP-4-MEEH, we had a little PARTY! And you know who was
there? SAISHU and KYO!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: Those Kusanagis sure are CUTE! Oh, it's SO much FUN being a Kagura! It's...
TRADITION! *shakes his butt*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HMPH! *flicks her bangs away from her face* Well! *straightens up* _I_ get
the MOST fun around here! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: OOOOH? And why is THAT?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Because I have TWO sets of HOT HOOOOOOTERS to play around with
wherever I go! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Mature AND Vice!

<Athena> RYUJI: OH! Well, why don't you add ME to your ROSTER? *snickers*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: NAAAAH! My schedule's FULL! But don't worry... I hear CHOI and CHANG
are pretty DESPERATE for someone like YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: HMMMMM! That might explain why they've been hanging around ST-RIP-4-
MEEH a lot! SHEEYAHAHA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HAHAHAHAHAH! WELL! I'll bet you don't know _everything_ about me!
*still pretending to be Iori*

<Athena> RYUJI: *raises an eyebrow* Oh REEEAAALLY?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Mature and Vice... yeah, SURE they're fun... but I've got my sights set on
someone ELSE _too_! AHAHAHAHAHAH!

<Athena> RYUJI: And who's THAT?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *Raikou suddenly puts her hands against her face in a very GIRLY manner
and lets out a high-pitched SQUEAL* BENIMARU! OOOOOOOOH!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: BENIMARU?!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *flails wrist* He's a real MACHO MAN!

<Athena> (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *falls off chair laughing*)

<Rai Yamazaki> (Yeah, I figured you'd like that!)

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! *doubles over* BENIMARU? How could you
be interested in BENIMARU?! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Well! *flails wrist again* Didn't you know I was _that_ way? I mean... why
ELSE would I be wearing this BLOUSE? *points to her clothing and flails her wrist again*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


I'm sure you all know what Iori wears. GOL-ly GEE!!!


<Athena> RYUJI: I ALWAYS thought you were gay... but I didn't think you'd be interested in
BENIMARU! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!!! *doubles over laughing*


The rest of the conversation isn't as funny (and besides, this is close to the end of it). After poking fun
at Benimaru and Iori, Ryuji decides to hit the road and "burn some rubber". Raikou, as usual, tags
along.
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Thus ends another King of Fighters chatfic. We hope you enjoyed this one!

For those of you who think that we're a couple of hentai perverts who have nothing else to write about,
this scene is only a small part of a serious, detailed story that's been going on for several weeks
through ICQ chat. There's much more to it than this, but we won't include those bits because the
whole thing is fairly complicated. We'll say it one more time: we are NOT hentai.

Bye for now!


-Athena and Rai