WARNING:

This story (in case you didn't read the first warning, or ignored it somehow) contains violence,
occasional coarse language and sexual references. We're letting you know this NOW because there
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The following story is an ICQ chat between "Athena Asamiya" and "Rai Yamazaki". We basically do
this stuff all the time.

The names at the extreme left of the screen indicate which user is "talking". The capitalized names
that follow indicate which character is delivering the dialogue. Words enclosed within asterixes * *
indicate an action. For example:


<Athena> RYUJI: Burnin' up the streets, and speedin' faster than the speed of LIGHT!
SHEEYAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASHIRO: I'm surrounded by lunatics! *rolls eyeballs* HA HA HA HA HA!


Athena's character, Ryuji, has just spoken. Rai Yamazaki's character, Yashiro, has responded, while
rolling his eyeballs. You get the picture.

Abbreviations used here are "Yash" (short for "Yashiro") and "Rai" (short for "Raikou).

Words in parentheses ( ) indicate that the real-life person is talking, not the person's character.
Characters controlled by Athena are Ryuji Yamazaki, Shermie and some assorted extras. Rai's
characters are Raikou Hakujin (original character), Yashiro Nanakase, Chris and other assorted
extras.


BRIEF EXPLANATION:


Ryuji and Yashiro, both carriers of the Orochi essence, have allied themselves with each other in their
quest for power. Raikou, a New Face Team fan, happened to stumble across Yashiro and Ryuji in the
back of a music shop one day and began hounding Yashiro for his autograph. Yashiro kindly obliged,
and Ryuji, so as not to disclose his true occupation (he's a Yakuza), posed as Yashiro's band manager.

Raikou is not entirely human (it's a LONG story; we won't explain it here) and has now fallen under
the Orochi influence of both men, particularly Ryuji -- much to the dismay of her comrades, Athena
Asamiya, Sie Kensou and co. It has come to the point where Raikou has broken away from Athena
and the others to join Yashiro and Ryuji.

At the moment this scene takes place, Ryuji is driving around with Yashiro and Raikou in his black
BMW, looking for a fancy joint to have dinner in.


<Athena> RYUJI: WHOOO HOOO!! Feel the need for speed, BABY!! AHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> *Ryuji's driving the car at an incredible speed... way WAY past the normal speed limit!*

<Athena> *SCREEEEEEEEEEECH!!*

<Athena> RYUJI: SHAAAAAH!!

<Athena> *Ryuji's driving the car at 110 MPH!*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: WOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!! WHATTA RIDE, _BABY_!

<Athena> RYUJI: Burnin' up the streets, and speedin' faster than the speed of LIGHT!!
SHEEEYAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: YEEEE-HAWWWW!

<Athena> *Finally, Ryuji makes a turn into an freeway exit and basically PLOWS his way through
all the cars*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *rolls eyeballs* I'm surrounded by lunatics! HA HA HA HA HA!

<Athena> DRIVER: WHAT THE ^%$?! YOU DAMN CRAZY DRIVERS!!
&*%^$#$@&%$^%$*$!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: WOOOOOH-HEE! Go, Ryuji-san, GOOOOO! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

<Athena> *The driver flips Ryuji off, and pulls out a handgun*

<Athena> DRIVER: You're gonna die, @$$hole!!

<Athena> RYUJI: AWW.. how's this?! *takes out a huge shotgun and sticks it outta the window,
shoved up in the window of the other driver's car*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *sticks her head out the window* Oh, REAAAALLY? *sticks her tongue out
at the driver, Ryuji-style*

<Athena> RYUJI: HMM... who's gonna die NOW?! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HA HA HA!!! *doubles over*

<Athena> DRIVER: OHHH, OHH, OHHHHHHHH!! I'M SORRY, MAN!! I REALLY AM!! Just
don't huuuuurt ME!! PLEEEASE!! I'll wash your car, I'll clean your windows, I'll shine your shoes!!
Just don't touch me!!

<Athena> RYUJI: Next time, WATCH where you point that little peanut of yours! *points to gun
with his shotgun, and then points the shotgun at the tires and blows each of them open*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *smirking at the driver* Hozawzabout you drop dead, for a start?
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: Have a nice trip!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> RYUJI: And since you bothered me in the FIRST place.... SHAAAAAAH!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: OOOOOH! Teaching him some manners, eh, Ryuji? HA HA HA!

<Athena> *Ryuji blows the guy's arm off with the shotgun*

<Athena> RYUJI: I won't kill you.... YOU CAN SUFFER, BABY!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HAH! *points at the guy mockingly*

<Athena> DRIVER: OH, MY GOD!! MY ARM, MY ARM, MY AAAAAAARRRRRMM!! HOLY
SH*T!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *looks up at Ryuji* Wow! *admiringly*

<Athena> RYUJI: *tosses the shotgun aside, and turns to Raikou* _THIS _ is how you teach an
@$$hole a lesson!! Make 'em SUFFER!! That's how you squash the bugs right!!
SHEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> *Because of the little "accident " with the other guy, his car spins outta control and causes a
chain reaction.... before they know it, loads of cars are crashing into each other... and VERY close to
Ryuji's car!*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *nods* Yes, sir!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: YEEEEE-HAWWW! *claps* This is FUN! Whaddaya say, Yashiro-san?

<Athena> RYUJI: NOW, I say we JET OUTTA THIS PLACE, and let the this little action movie
be.......... EXPERIENCED by the audience!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *cheers and claps* Bravo! BRAVO! HA HA HA HA HA!

<Athena> *Ryuji slams his foot on the gas, and the car flies off at a great speed... *

<Athena> RYUJI: These people are MUCH too slow for my taste!!

<Rai Yamazaki> (*Sigh!* I love my RYUJI WALLPAPER!)

<Athena> (Heeeey... ^_^ it's only fair... *clears throat* AHEM.... you get Ryuji, I get Kyo!!
*SNICKERS*)

<Athena> (WOOO, can you just imagine driving with RYUJI?! WHOOO!)

<Rai Yamazaki> (HECK YEAH! YEEEEE-HAWWW!)

<Athena> *Ryuji just honks at a bunch of people, and changes from lane to lane, speeding really
fast........ until some sirens go off.....*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: Hmph! Police! *looks behind him*

<Athena> RYUJI: AWW.... *turns to Raikou and Yashiro* Say, what do we do with ANNOYING
little red-blue ants?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI AND YASH: We will, we will, ROCK THEM! *stomp stomp stomp, on the car
floor* We will, we will, SOCK THEM! And SQUASH THEM! *STOMP!*


Note: In an earlier chat story, Ryuji made up a parody of the song "We Will Rock You". That was it.


<Athena> RYUJI: THAT'S RIGHT, BABY!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Athena> *Ryuji pulls out the shotgun and starts shooting at the police cars behind him, by sticking
the shotgun out the driver's window and shooting*

<Athena> COP: DAAAAAAAAMN!! Who brings a DAMN shotgun with 'em?!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *sticking an arm out the window mischievously* Hey, Ryuji -san! *smirking*

<Athena> RYUJI: What? *still shooting at the cops, then turns to see what Raikou's gonna do for a
split second*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Watch THIS! *snickers, then projects a shimmering sheet of glowing blue
energy. It falls flat across the pavement, creating a "carpet" of pure electricity. The resulting shocks
send the police cars spinning wildly out of control.*


We told you she wasn't quite human.


<Athena> RYUJI: Okay, now it's PAAARTY TIME!!

<Athena> *Ryuji takes this opportunity to shoot all the police officers, while loading his shotgun in
between *

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *giggling* Now THAT's ROCKIN'!!! *exchanges high-fives with Yashiro*

<Athena> RYUJI: Well... that's the end of THOSE bugs!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *A last small group of cops arrives, two on motorcycles.*

<Athena> RYUJI: SHAAAAAAAAH!!

<Athena> *Ryuji aims the gun at one of the cops on the motorcycles and blows his head off his body*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: Tsk tsk! Haven't they LEARNED? *takes out one cop with an energy blast*
HAH!

<Athena> RYUJI: OH, LOOK!! IT'S..... A RED BASKETBALL!! *points at the head on the
ground, and laughs insanely* I LOVE BLOOD!! *takes off another cop's head*

<Rai Yamazaki> *At the same time Ryuji hears his shotgun go off, he hears a piercing scream from
the back seat.*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *clearly alarmed* RYUJI!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: WHAT? It's FUN!! SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: YOU SHOT HER IN THE ARM!!!

<Athena> *Ryuji points the gun at the other cop driving the car, and blows his head off too*

<Athena> RYUJI: What? Oh, come on...... *shooting at all the other cops, not paying any attention*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: LOOK!

<Athena> *Ryuji finally stops shooting with the shotgun, and he tosses it aside*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro takes down the other cops hurriedly.*

<Athena> RYUJI: What? *looks in the backseat*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro, by this time, has undone his seatbelt and scrambled into the back seat to
attend to a badly bleeding Raikou.*

<Athena> RYUJI: How did THAT happen?!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: It appears she was trying to help you... *takes his jacket off and uses it as a
makeshift bandage*

<Athena> RYUJI: Oh, GEEZ. Who needs help around here?

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *to Yash* Hey! Leave it!


Raikou has an accelerated healing/regeneration rate, quite like Wolverine from X-Men.


<Athena> RYUJI: Now, dinner's gonna be DELAYED!! SHEEEEEEYAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *to Ryuji, as if nothing happened* No WAY! Let's go get DINNER!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: Hold STILL! *trying to secure the bandage*

<Athena> *Ryuji drives off down the freeway, and turns into the next exit*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: GOSHDARNIT!!! *blows Yashiro back into the front seat with a mild blast,
sending him straight into the dashboard in front of Ryuji*

<Athena> RYUJI: HEY, no fighting!! The only person's who's supposed to be squashing here is
ME!! *Ryuji winks at Raikou and starts snickering*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *holding arm* Huh! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHAAAAAAAAAAH!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *on Ryuji's lap* Gnnngh!!! *scrambling to get up*

<Athena> *SCRRRREEEECH!*

<Athena> *Before they know it, Ryuji's car slams to an abrupt stop*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Poor Yashiro is slammed again, squashed tightly between the steering wheel and
Ryuji -- MINUS HIS JACKET, which is the ONLY thing he wears on his top half.*

<Athena> DRIVER #2: *points at Ryuji and Yashiro* I never KNEW THEY WERE GAY!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: OOOOOOH! *looking at Yashiro's ... POSITION*

<Athena> PASSENGER: Oh, MY!! Doin' that in the CAR!! WHOOO!! They sure are OPEN!!

<Rai Yamazaki> (HEEHEE! You read my mind!!! I was gonna get someone to say just that, but you
beat me to it!)

<Athena> (HEHEHEHEHE!! ^_^ TWISTED MINDS THINK ALIKE!)


That's our motto.


<Athena> DRIVER #2: Wow!! And you'd think they'd have the rainbow gay flag bumper sticker on
their car... but they didn't!

<Athena> PASSENGER: INSTEAD.... they did it IN FRONT OF US!

<Athena> *The Driver and Passenger give each other "girly" high-fives...*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: ERRRRR...... *sweatdrop!*

<Athena> DRIVER 2: GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE A PART OF US!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Raikou can't hold it in any more...* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!

<Athena> PASSENGER: YEAH!! It's so great to see you express yourselves so freely in public!
YOU GO, GIRL! *talking to Yashiro*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: DAMN YOU!!! *tries to force himself out, but ends up moving in a manner
which can be interpreted quite ... UNPLEASANTLY...*

<Athena> RYUJI: WHAT THE F^%$?! HELL NO!! *tries to reach for shotgun, but can't move....
because Yashiro's on his lap..... and he ends up making it look even... more..... DISGUSTING!*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *wriggling out* GnnnGHH! GNGH! *

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HOOO-WHEEEE! You guys sure make a CUTE COUPLE!

<Athena> DRIVER: Ohhh!! *points at Ryuji and Yashiro and smiles* If only EVERY _WOMAN_
was like you, girls! *flails wrist* OH, and such a HOT body, too! *points at Yashiro*

<Athena> PASSENGER: *pouts* OH?! You don't like _MINE_ better?!?! OHHHHH!!

<Athena> DRIVER: *kisses the passenger on the cheek* OH, of course I love your body better!! I
love yours the BEST, and the MOST!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: HRRRGH! UNNGGH! *makes all these straining, grunting noises, making
matters MUCH WORSE!!!* UGH! GAAAH! AAAAAH!

<Athena> PASSENGER: OHHH, take me HOME!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro's making QUITE a LOT of noise......*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: UNNNGH! AAAAAH!

<Athena> DRIVER: *looks at Yashiro and Ryuji* YOU INSPIRED US!! *turns to passenger*
Let's DO THAT when we get home!!

<Athena> PASSENGER: GOOD IDEA!!

<Athena> RYUJI: ^%$^%#^$#^$#!! *struggling to get away*

<Athena> DRIVER: TA-TA!!

<Athena> *The Driver drives off....*

<Athena> RYUJI: THIS IS....!! *struggles to get Yashiro off him* UHMMMPH!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Just then another passer-by comes along......*

<Athena> *With all these NOISES.....*

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: !!!

<Athena> RYUJI: UMMMMPH!! *trying to get Yashiro off him*

<Athena> (I LIKE YOUR WAY OF THINKING!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ^_^ We're CRUEL!)


And indeed we are.


<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *doesn't see Chris* UNNGH! UNGH! Give me a hand here, will you?
COME ON! COME ON!

<Athena> RYUJI: I'M TRYIN', I'M TRYIN', DAMMIT! UMMMMMMMMMMPH!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: *dashes off slightly into the distance, calling* SHEEEERMIIIEEEEE!!!
*isn't heard by those in the car, because they're obviously too, er, BUSY...*

<Athena> *Shermie waves to Chris....*

<Athena> SHERMIE: Chris, I'm right here!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Chris jumps up and down, as if he's just seen King Kong*
SHERMIESHERMIESHERMIESHEEERRRMIIIIEEEE!!! *gets all red in the face and points to a
black BMW stopped in the distance*

<Athena> Shermie: Oh?! Chris, what happened?! Let's go there!

<Athena> *Shermie holds Chris by the hand-- like a mom would,but gets dragged by Chris*

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: *in a high-pitched squeal* IT'S TERRIBLE! AAAAAAAAAAH!!! *drags
Shermie to the car and stops several feet in front of it.*

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: IT'S.... I-I-IT'S...

<Athena> SHERMIE: *GASP!* YASHIRO!!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *The noises come out of the car...*

<Athena> RYUJI: UMMMMMPH!! UMMPH! UMPH!!

<Athena> SHERMIE: What the _HELL_?!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: UNNNGGGHH! AAAAAH! Come ON! HELP ME OUT HERE!

<Athena> RYUJI: I'm tryin', you stupid ass!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Shermie notices a small figure in the back seat of the car, observing the whole
thing rather amusedly.*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Hee hee heeee! HEE HEE HEEEE!

<Athena> *Shermie storms over to the BMW, and opens the door... only to see Yashiro on RYUJI'S
LAP -- TOPLESS!!*

<Athena> SHERMIE: !!!!!!!! YASHIRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: UNNNGH! UH...

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: SHERMIIIEEEEE?! *turning pale*

<Athena> RYUJI: Hey, Hooters!! I mean................. HEY, SHERMIE!!
SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *giggling* Hi, Shermie! HEEHEE!

<Athena> SHERMIE: HOOTERS?! HOOTERS?! HEY, I ONLY WORKED THERE FOR TWO
WEEKS!!


"Hooters" is a restaurant in the U.S. where the waitresses all have, errr... reasonably large...
CHESTS. Get what I mean?


<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: UHHHH! UGH! UNNNNGHHHH!!! AHHH!

<Athena> *Raikou immediately notices Shermie's slutty clothing....*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Raikou hums the Tootsie Roll song...*


In an earlier chat story, Ryuji and Raikou made up a parody of the Tootsie Roll song. They called it
the Hootsie Roll, after Shermie's hooters (you know, jugs, balloons, assets, coconuts... BREASTS!
THERE!) .


<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: WAAAAAAH.....

<Athena> *Shermie storms over to the car, opens the door, and DRAGS Yashiro out by the "little"
hair he has on his head..... OUCH!*

<Athena> SHERMIE: What's the meaning of this, Yashiro?!

<Athena> *Shermie stops abruptly*

<Athena> SHERMIE: I can't get you out all the way!! AAAAARRRRRGH!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: Ow ow OW!!! *getting dragged out, just halfway* AAAAAAH! *Yash is
stuck between the steering wheel and Ryuji, which is causing him pain, but to OTHER people it seems
like something ELSE is going on.....*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: DON'T YOU DARE!!!

<Athena> *Shermie plants her foot on the side of the door, and tries to pull Yashiro out by the arm.....
and you know how THAT looks................*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

<Athena> SHERMIE: OHHHH!! COME OUT OF THERE!! OHHHH!! *trying to pull Yashiro
out... with her foot outstretched and -- planted on the CAR DOOR!!*

<Rai Yamazaki> *Chris turns bright pink* EEEEEEEEEEEK!!! This is SOOOO EMBARRASSING!
What are people gonna THINK of us?!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: I'm TRYING! I'm TRYING but I just CAN'T PULL OUT!!!

<Athena> SHERMIE: COME ON, COME, COME, ONNNN!!

<Rai Yamazaki> (GREAT idea! READ MY MIND AGAIN!)

<Athena> *Another passerby walks by, and stares at Shermie.... and Yashiro... and Ryuji.....*

<Athena> RYUJI: DAMN, get me outta this SH*T!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *A VERY bizarre scene greets any person who walks along: Yashiro on Ryuji's lap,
and Shermie pulling on Yashiro, all three in VERY compromising positions!*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA! This is the BEST night in town I've EVER had!

<Athena> PASSERBY: *walks to the side of the BMW, and looks at Shermie and Yashiro's
position.... then looks at Yashiro and RYUJI'S position!*

<Rai Yamazaki> LADY: EEEEEEE! SHAME ON YOU! *waves a rolled-up newspaper at the three*
Doing THAT in front of a CHILD! *yells out to Raikou* CLOSE YOUR EYES! EEEEEEEK!


Raikou, like her real-life counterpart, is 17 years old but small for her age (and acts like a kid as well).
Both can get away with purchasing movie and amusement park tickets at child prices.


<Athena> GUY: HOLY SHINTO! *takes out a camera and takes some pictures of Shermie and
Yashiro, but can't take one of Ryuji since he's inside the car*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *to lady* Heck, no WAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

<Athena> GUY: BUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!! Need any HELP?! WOW,
three people at the same time!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Chris joins in, pulling on Shermie... grabbing her by the waist from behind and
pulling...*

<Athena> (YOU READ MY MIND!!!)

<Athena> (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: Here! Let ME help!

<Athena> GUY: HEY! *points to Chris* Aren't you underaged?! You sholdn't be err......
"UMPH"in' a hot sexy lady like Shermie from BEHIND!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: EHHHH?! *sweatdrop*


Actually, Chris is 16 by now (1999), but in the game he looks pretty young for his age.


<Athena> RYUJI: YEAH!! STUPID ASS!! UMMMMPH!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: *to man* SHUUUUUT UUUUUUP!!! *turns bright red, but KEEPS ON
PULLING ANYWAY!!!* COME ON! C'MON, SHERMIE!!!

<Athena> SHERMIE: OHHHH!!! YASHIRO!!

<Rai Yamazaki> (I am having SOOO MUCH FUN! I gotta SAVE this!!!)

<Athena> (ME, TOO!! ^___^ HELL.. someday, I gotta stick THIS in a fic!! ^_^)

<Rai Yamazaki> (You read my mind! GO AHEAD!)

<Athena> (HELL, all of us read the mind there!! ^_^ I REALLY thought of Chris doin' that!! And
you thought so too!! AHAHAHA!)

<Athena> SHERMIE: COOOOOOME, YASHIRO!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: OHHH! This is so hard! I don't know how much longer I can keep this up...

<Athena> *FINALLY, Shermie pulls out Yashiro.... but in the process, she flies back and knocks
over Chris*

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: Aaaaahhh!

<Athena> GUY: AHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! *takes a bunch of pictures* Wait till I
bring this to the TV station!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Raikou attempts to push Yashiro out fully, and PARTIALLY succeeds. She ends
up putting herself in YASHIRO'S FORMER POSITION.*

<Athena> *The guy runs off, laughing*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Hey! HEY! Umm... hey, Yashiro-sama! Care to, uh, lend a hand?

<Athena> GUY: EVERYONE!!! *shouting while he's running away* THERE'S A FREE SEX
SHOW OVER THERE!! NEW FACE TEAM.... AND YAMAZAKI'S THERE, TOO!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *to Rai* CERTAINLY! *puts himself in SHERMIE'S FORMER
POSITION!!! AAAAAAAH!*

<Athena> RYUJI: &^&$^%#%$#^%^^@!! Looks like dinner IS delayed!!

<Athena> SHERMIE: Come on, Yashiro!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Aaaaaaaahhh!

<Rai Yamazaki> (BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!)

<Athena> *Shermie jumps on Yashiro, trying to help him out.....*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *struggling to get up, just as Yashiro was* UNNGH! UNGH! *pauses* Hey,
Ryuji-san, you okay back there?

<Athena> *Here Shermie is, hanging on the back of Yashiro, with her legs spread!!*

<Athena> RYUJI: NO, I'm NOT okay! @$#%#^!&*!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Chris resumes pulling on Shermie...* C'mon! This job isn't over yet!!!

<Athena> SHERMIE: The job's still goin'!!! COME ON, YASHIRO!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: I'M TRYING! Believe me! I'm TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Well, TRY HARDER!

<Athena> WOMAN: *gapes at Shermie, Chris, Yashiro, Ryuji, and Raikou....* That man over there
WAS right!! You people ought to do this at HOME!! TSK, TSK, TSK!! *shakes head*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *waves at the woman* Hi, lady! *snickering jokingly* Heh heh... OW!
*bumps head on car ceiling as Ryuji tries to push her off* Hey! That hurt!

<Athena> WOMAN: And you're UNDERAGED!! *pointing at Raikou* And YOU! *points at
Ryuji* You should be ASHAMED of yourself!!


Ryuji-san is 35, for you curious folks...


<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: UNNNGH! UGH! *straining*

<Athena> SHERMIE: OHHHHH!! OHHHHH!! OHHHHHHHH!! *trying to pull Yashiro, so he can
get Raikou OUT!*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Come ON! We don't have all NIGHT! UNNGH! AGH! Ungh... OW! *bump!*
Hey, be CAREFUL there!

<Athena> RYUJI: I KNOW!!!

<Athena> WOMAN: ALL NIGHT?!! Oh, my... I must CLEAR my mind of this sickness!!

<Athena> *The woman quickly walks off, shaking her head, and mumbling outloud, "The 90's."*

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: *passing by* .....!!! HEY, COUSIN!!! *happens to see Ryuji in a
COMPROMISING POSITION...*

<Athena> RYUJI: YOU STUPID F^%$!! HELP ME OUTTA HERE!! *shouting to Yakuza*

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: *gaping* Ummm...... NO, YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOURSELF!!!
*sweatdrop!*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Gnngh... Gah! AGH! OW!

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: ...... !!! *sweatdrop!*

<Athena> SHERMIE: OHH... I'm _EXHAUSTED_!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: Me toooo! UNGH! But we gotta keep going! *keeps pulling and straining*

<Athena> *Finally, Ryuji manages to reach over and press a button on the side of his seat, which
totally lowers the back of it so it touches the back seat.... enabling Raikou to get out*

<Rai Yamazaki> *HOWEVER, for a split second, it looks as if Ryuji is reclining for ANOTHER
reason...!*

<Athena> (READIN' MY MIND........? ^_^)

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Ahhhhhh! Thanks, Ryuji-san! That's a lot better...

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: UGGGGGHHH!!! Cousin.......!

<Athena> RYUJI: NOW WHAT?!

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Umm... HEY, COUSIN..... maybe you should
take it EASY there, eh? I mean, she's just a KID......

<Athena> RYUJI: WHAT?! NOW YOU LISTEN, YOU STUPID F#$^!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Ohhh yeah... *with a sigh of relief*

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: SHAME ON YOU, COUSIN!

<Athena> *Shermie collapses on Yashiro*

<Athena> SHERMIE: OHH.....OHHH... I'm exhausted........ this is CRAAAAAZY!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro collapses on Raikou, pulling Shermie AND Chris down onto RYUJI...*

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: Waaaaah!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: YO, GET YOUR ASSES OFF ME!! %$$#$@#&&*^&*%$#!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Meanwhile, a crowd has gathered...*

<Athena> *Ryuji shouts out a bunch of censored language*

<Athena> LADY: I swear, I saw 'em earlier!! That girl *points to Raikou* on that man's LAP!
*points to Ryuji*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: PULL OUT! Come on! We've got to... PULL OUT!!! *struggling with the
weight of Shermie and Chris on him*

<Athena> MAN: Well, I heard from that guy over THERE.... *points* that YASHIRO *points to
Yashiro* and that guy from the Special Team *points to Ryuji* were ON EACH OTHER!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: Well, I'm tryin' as HARD as I CAN!!! UGGGH! UNGH! *struggling*

<Athena> *The whole crowd begins talking about the situation*

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: *listening* WHAAAT?! Hey, Ryuji! Is it TRUE? You're not just a
pedophile, you're a........

<Athena> RYUJI: NO, it's not true!! If you believe these morons, you're gonna get your head
SMASHED!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: UNGH! Ahhhh, Ryuji-san...

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: Shermie......... Shermie... ahhhh!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro and Raikou are beginning to get free.*

<Athena> Shermie: OHH! This is IMPOSSIBLE!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: Ahhhh! AH! Yes! YES!

<Athena> SHERMIE: YEEEESSS!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: *pulling* OOOOH! Ohhhhh!

<Athena> *Shermie keeps saying "yes" like the women from the Herbal Essences commercials....
^_^*

<Rai Yamazaki> (I LOVE THAT COMMERCIAL!!!)

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! What a relief... Ryuji-san.......

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: *listening to the sounds coming from the car* THIS IS _SICK_!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: OKAY, NOW CAN WE EAT DINNER?! I'm SICK of all this SH*T!!
&*^^%^$#@#^&#!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Yashiro tumbles out of the car.* AHHHHHHHHHHH! *with a gasp of pure...
RELIEF!*

<Athena> SHERMIE: YES!! YEEEES!! OH, YESSS!!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: OHHHHH! OH YEEEAAAAAAH! *finally free as well*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Ohhhhhh! YAAAAAYYY! WOO-HOOOOOOO!!!

<Athena> RYUJI: *gets out of the car, and straightens up* HEY, all of you!! *talking to the crowd*
GET LOST, OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEADS OFF!!

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: *stares at Ryuji open-mouthed* Um..... Cousin....

<Athena> *The crowd quickly leaves at the threat...*

<Athena> RYUJI: What NOW?!

<Rai Yamazaki> *The crowd leaves, but some curious people stay behind.*

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: *to crowd* NOTHING HAPPENED!!! We may have been in compromising
positions...... but NOTHING HAPPENED! This is NOT what you THOUGHT it was!

<Athena> SHERMIE: *thinks* (OHHHH, but I wish it was!!)

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: *goes up to Ryuji and whispers* I think he's gonna have a hard time
convincin' these people of that... *pauses, and points down* For one thing, yer fly's open!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: NOTHING HAPPENED!!! NOTHING!

<Athena> RYUJI: EH?! *quickly turns around and zips it back up* NOTHING HAPPENED!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *The crowd sees Ryuji zipping up and bursts into laughter. Some turn pinkish.*

<Rai Yamazaki> YAKUZA: *nudges Ryuji* Don't worry, cousin... I believe ya!

<Rai Yamazaki> YASH: And fifty other people do NOT! *bright red*

<Athena> RYUJI: You'd better, or your head's gonna be rollin' on the #$%^in' ground!!

<Athena> *After several minutes, the crowd gradually leaves the "scene"*...

<Athena> RYUJI: NOW.... *straightens up* are we going to eat dinner or NOT?!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: Yes, sir! *straightens up as well. Her arm, Yashiro and Ryuji notice, has
mysteriously regenerated itself.*


Notice how a simple shotgun wound escalated into a catastrophic chain of events?
MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!


<Athena> SHERMIE: *leans on Yashiro* OHHHHHHH...... that was horrible!

<Athena> RYUJI: At least it's all over... &*^%%$^%$$$#$%@@#&*$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Rai Yamazaki> CHRIS: Ummmm..... *sweatdrop* Well... uh..... I'm glad that wasn't what we
thought it was, Yashiro! But it sure ended up looking WORSE to a lot of OTHER people!

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHA!! Well, let's go to dinner... even if we were
DELAYED a _LITTLE_!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *snickers twistedly to Ryuji* Wasn't that FUN, though?
AHAHAHAHAHAAAAH! *nudges him*

<Athena> RYUJI: SHEEEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! It was damn funny!!

<Rai Yamazaki> *Ryuji's cousin snickers and walks off silently...*

<Athena> RYUJI: Well, I'm gettin' back in the car, and drivin' to get some dinner.
SHEEYAHAHAHAHA!! Anyone wanna join me? *smirks*

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: *hops in* Suuuure thing!

<Athena> RYUJI: I warn you though.... IT MAY HAPPEN AGAIN! *winks at Raikou, and smirks*
SHEEYAHAHA!!

<Rai Yamazaki> RAI: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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This ends our little, errrm... escapade. For those of you who think that we're a couple of hentai
perverts who have nothing else to write about, this scene is only a small part of a serious, detailed
story that's been going on for several weeks through ICQ chat. There's much more to it than this, but
we won't include those bits because the whole thing is fairly complicated. We'll say it one more time:
we are NOT hentai.

Having said that, we hope you enjoyed the story. Hopefully there'll be other MEMORABLE chats that
we can post.

Thanks for your time!


-Athena and Rai