Hand In My Pocket

As sung by Ryuji Yamazaki, everyone's favorite insane Yakuza

I'm slick but I'm crazy,
I'm rich and I ain't kind,
I'm big but I sure am fast.
You're high -- now you're grounded,
I'm insane and I'm overwhelmed...
You lose! -- Feel my Orochi power, baby.
What it all comes down to
Is that everthing's gonna be fine fine fine.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' you the Snake Arm.

My mind's fogged but I'm sober,
I'm Yakuza and I'm underpaid,
I really hate working, yeah.
I don't care and I'm restless,
You're here and now you'll be gone,
You were wrong to tangle with me, baby.
What it all comes down to
Is that you've gotta be out of your freakin' mind.
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And it's drawing out my dagger.
What is all comes down to
Is that you just haven't gotten it through your thick skull.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's grabbin' you for a headbutt.

I'm savage but I'm focused,
I'm insane but I'm wise,
I'm hard and I ain't friendly, baby.
You're pathetic, and I'm laughing.
You're brave, but soon you'll be dead.
I'm sick and I sure ain't pretty, baby .
What it all boils down to
Is that you really ain't got it figured out just yet.
I've got one hand in my pocket,
And the other one's about to stab you in the gut.
What it all comes down to, losers,
Is that everything's all over for you guys.
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's starting up a Yondan Drill...

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!