*You've Been Playing Too Much Metal Gear Solid When...*
(by Ronin Fox)

-You study computer engineering in college because you want to make your own Metal Gear someday.

-You happen to have two brothers, so you refer to them as "Liquid" and "Solidus".

-You refer to your cellphone as your "Codec".

-You run around scattering girly magazines on the floor of a shop, hoping to distract the shop attendants so you can steal stuff.

-You have a set of "FOX-HOUND" dogtags.

-You see a picture of Doctor Octopus in a comic book shop and think, "Bah, he's just a Solidus wannabe."

-You think your country's former President is up to no good.

-Every time you see an airplane flying overhead, you dive for cover and scream, "Look out! It's the Harrier!"

-When your girlfriend asks about your personal life and what you were like as a kid, you immediately think she's a spy for the Patriots.

-You think all computer engineers wear glasses and wet their pants.

-Your Playstation memory cards are full of MGS saved games and Digital Camera photos.

-No matter how cold it is, you go around in a trenchcoat with no shirt so you can be like Liquid Snake.

-You have a negative opinion of anybody named Jack.

-You enlist in your country's defense force and ask the recruitment officer how to get into Unit FOX-HOUND.

-You have a thing for... dare I say it... cardboard boxes *gasp!* 

-Instead of asking people for their phone number, you ask for their "Codec frequency".-

-After seeing what Liquid Snake's grafted arm did to Revolver Ocelot, you've developed a mortal fear of getting any sort of transplant.