Tekken is as real as it gets and there are historical facts to prove it!

The purpose of this page is both to help all Tekken players to be educated (so they won't blame us for playing all day instead of studying!) and, to clarify some falsehoods of global history as we knew it (but not well enough for the exams, right?)
On with the questions then...

Question: Who discovered America in 1492?
That is in fact a tricky question, for those aware of the debate. Some say it was Yoshimitsu in his spacecraft, others think it was a Spanish sailor, by the name Cervantes de Leon, the first man to sail around the world... well, before he turned to a ghost.

Question: Who invented nuclear power?
Answer: A Russian scientist, referred to as Doctor Boskonovitch. The same scientist is known for his successes in cyber kinetics and robots...

Japanese history...

Question: Who was the leader of feudal Japan in the period 1784-1797?
Answer: Seijetsu founder of the Seijetsu dynasty

Question: Who overturned the Seijetsu dynasty?
Answer: Uragiru founder of the Uragiru dynasty.

Question: Name the ronin (renegade samurai) who started the war of the dynasties.
Answer: Heishiro Mitsurugi

Question: Name the leader of the Okinawan resistance against the samurais
Answer: A mysterious female ninja named Taki.

Question: What Korean clan sent allies to Seijetsu?
Answer: The Seung clan who sent Hwang Sung Kyung.

Question: Which famous dynasty succeeded the leadership?
Answer: The Mishima Dynasty, ruled by Jinpachi Mishima.

At the same time in Europe...

Question: Name one hero in medieval times who wielded a supposedly enchanted sword.
Answer: King Arthur? Noooo! Siegfried Schtauffen!

Question: Who was the legendary thief who stole from the rich and gave it to the poor?
Answer: No... Not Robin Hood... Yoshimitsu!

Question: What family of the Royal Court was torn by internal conflicts?
Answer: The Williams family.

Question: Name the rivals of the house of the Williams.
Answer: The Valentine family, who were severed by insanity and dark forces.

And for a prize...
Question: Name two descendants of the Valentine family.
Answer: The vampire, Vincent Valentine and the heroic S.T.A.R.S. member, Jill Valentine...

Global history

Question: What caused the rebel upsurge during the Civil War?
Answer: Kazuya Mishima took over the Mishima Syndicate.

And for some facts...

Fact: The Statue of Liberty is a tribute to the overseen female Mishimas as a form of compassion for sharing ugly hair...

Question: Who founded Greenpeace?
Answer: Jun Kazama, who is currently holding a park for extinct species of life...

Fact: In Jun Kazama's park for the extinct species, you can see the last remaining dinosaur! Alex has succesfully completed... 96 years of life and it is estimated he will last a few hundred more...

Fact: Another specimen worth seeing is the last Neanderthal man. This almost human being, named Paul Phoenix, is showing great adaptability even though he lacks the intelligence and refinement of the rest of us...
(note from Sapfarah: before I give the wrong ideas, I have nothing against Paul. I even think he was sexy in Tekken 2!)

Contemporary history

Fact: Lei Wulong is the #1 police enforcer in all of China. He was especially remembered for the uncovering of the Mishima Syndicate and a few corrupt detectives of Interpol.

Fact: Lei Wulong received great help from Lee Chaolan, a fugitive who managed to escape the Mishima Syndicate.

Fact: Aliens exist! After Yoshimitsu's spaceship crushed in the coast of America (remember that he discovered it!), Yoshimitsu survived and teleported to Japan, where he found the Manjito clan...
That fact is an uncovered X-files case of Japan.

Fact: Dead bodies can be brought back to life and turned into super soldiers. That is the illegal work of doctor Abel, who made the breakthrough in artificial limbs!