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Lord of the Rings
The Elvish Secret to Long, Beautiful Hair
Created: February 2002
Revealed to the public for the first time, this is a series of magazine ads that Legolas did for Vidal's Saloon, Middle-Earth's leading manufacturer of hair care products.

Ad #1     Ad #2     Ad #3     Ad #4

 

Celebrity Happy Snaps 
Created: March 2002
The stars of the LotR movie at their goofy best.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Orlando Bloom: Dark Jedi 
Created: January 2002
Shocking but true, ladies and gents. The dude who plays everyone's favorite pretty-boy archer, Legolas, is indeed a Dark Jedi Knight. During a guest appearance at Live with Regis and Kelly (an American talk show), he revealed his Jedi powers by demonstrating them on the show's hosts! Click on the red links for photographic proof! 

1. Orlando, lurking in the shadows before his segment. At the time, the studio crew could find no reason why he should be skulking around. It is now widely thought that he was planning to spring some nasty Jedi mind-control tricks on unsuspecting audience members.

2. He was promptly found and directed to the stage, where he shook hands with the hosts.

3. To everyone's surprise, he revealed that he was a Jedi Knight. He even offered to demonstrate his powers.

4. The show's hosts found it amusing, of course, which got Orlando rather ticked off.

5. So he proceeded to do a Jedi mind trick on Regis.

6. Regis turned into a vegetable. This got Kelly screaming for the guards, naturally. 

7. Orlando didn't flinch... he just sat there and gloated.

8. Then he gloated some more.

9. Then he hypnotized Kelly.

10. Then... well... this is how he wound up. In the dressing room.

11. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that's him, trying on one of Kelly's dresses.
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