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Celebrity Obituary
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Rolf Harris
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It is with great sadness, that I have to report the death of yet another well loved celebrity, Rolf Harris, who died during a bizarre ritual involving tying a kangaroo down, and then forcing himself upon the animal.
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He was a well loved star.....
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Rolf Harris, who originally shot to fame for his rubbish singing skills and terrible paintings was found dead at 10 am in the morning in his luxury Melbourne apartment. Neighbours reported him as missing the day before although some said they had seen somebody dragging a large object into Rolf's apartment. Police were called into the pad when neighbours reported seeing a kangaroo bounding around near the windows, and had become worried that the animal may become trapped in the home. Upon breaking into the apartment, the police discovered the naked body of Rolf lying on the floor surrounded by bondage gear and holding on to a piece of leather attached to the kangaroo.
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