Elton does it up the backstreet boys


Ready to party ... Elton John and the Backstreet Boys star in a new grot movie

EXCLUSIVE

ELTON JOHN and the Backstreet Boys have teamed up for a dirt flick that they will premiere at next month's Porn 2000 Awards, we can reveal.

If it goes well, Elton and the boys hope to release the video, possibly for charity.

The soundtrack include many Elton's classics Philadelphia Shitter, Up the Brown Brick Road and the boys' No1 smash I Want It Up That Way.

Elton told me: "I'm absolutely thrilled to be performing in this gay flick. It's a fantastic movie...really fantsatic."

The Orlando-based group are also over the moon. Singer Nick Carter says: "I sucked his balls real good."

Elton added: "Those boys can really f**k their a***s off."

Robbie is sick
over Liam 'n Nic


"Food Poisoning my arse" says Liam... "Robbie is jealous that I'm nobbing his bird"

EXCLUSIVE

Boozer Robbie Williams is said to be furious with his old flame Nicole Appleton over her romance with arch rival Liam Gallagher. It was reported that All Saint Nicole and Oasis frontman Liam have were attacked by Robbie at a pub in North London. On Saturday - just hours before Oasis's Wembley gig - they were seen kissing outside a the pub where they were drinking with Spice Girl Chubby C and Nicole's sister Natalie.

Robbie Williams was informed of this and headed towards the pub. It is believed he had been drinking solidly for 5 days and was fuelled to his eyeballs

On arrival Williams drunkingly lunged at Gallagher muttering indecipherable nonsense. This resulted in a brief squirmish with Williams vomitting over the happy couple. Williams blamed his behaviour on "some dodgy prawns" and offered to pay their dry cleaning bill.



Ally-thin McBeal


Then ... porky Calista

ALLY McBEAL actress Calist Flockheart has shed two stone for her new film role as a toothpick in up and coming gangster flick 'Gangsta' .

In the movie she fights for space amongst the teeth of various gangsters, including the dentures of Bobby Slow Eyes, played by Casino star Robert De Niro.


Now ... slim-line look

A film source told me: "Calsita obviously figured she needed to lose some weight to look more the part of the toothpick lead.

"She looks fantastic and I'm sure she'll have all the men rooting for her in the film."

Pirates scare Posh

Posh Spice thought she could be arrested for listening to pirate radio stations.

Her amazing fear came out after former Another Level star Dane Bowers suggested she tune in.

Victoria told me: "Dane said I should start listening to some pirate radio stations and I said to him, 'Isn't that illegal - can't I get arrested for listening to them?' "

Dane, who teams up with Posh on True Steppers' dance track Out Of Your Mind, added: "I was in hysterics - she genuinely believed she could get a visit from the police - what a thick bitch."

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  • Catatonia's Cerys Matthews is said to be heartbroken after her tragic death. She died while dancing in North Wales.

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