1. HOT BLONDE WITH EYES FOR YOU!! 05/23/00
Age: 24; Derby faceoff_2000
Hi there. I'm in search of a man that wants a woman without a face. You must be open to new things you see. I actually have no face. I will enjoy an intimate sexual relationship. I require sex at least twice a day, so if you can handle me and my face just leave me your email address and I'll send you a pic of whats left of me. All replies will be answered. Bye bye. ...
 
2. HOT BLONDE, WITH TEETH FOR YOU!! 05/23/00
Age: 24; Dorset   tooth00
Hi, my names Sabrina. I need a guy that will brush my teeth, all the time. I enjoy an intense brushing relationship. For me, brushing is fun all the time! So if you would like to get to know my teeth a little better, just leave me your email address and I'll send you a HOT pic of my teeth. I'll see you soon you freaky bastard. ...
 
3. Kiss Me - I can see you 05/23/00
Age: 42; Just Outside   stalk_4u
Kiss me now you big sod.......
 
4. I AM MAD. MARRY ME NOW PLEASE 05/23/00
Age: 29; London Village   madfucka_6
Describe myself? I am 8 feet small, petite,with long dark short brown hair and squinted eyes. I am mad. I collect electricity. I have an excellent sense of humor. I will scare you...
 
5. LOOKING FOR LOVE?? Will you be my best friend?? 05/23/00
Age: 82; Camden   chat  ladynred_51
I'm looking for LOVE and a best friend. It would have to be very special. I was once a man. Is this OK?
 
6. Gang Bang please 05/23/00
Age: 25 + 25; Reigate   cplinneark
We are a couple in Reigate looking for other couples in our area for fun, fucking and friendship. Neither of us are bi and are only looking for couples (photos please) we are out of shape and unattractive....my wife has a beaver the size of the M25. If you like that - then you are in with a shout.....
 
7. Is Anybody Out There? 05/23/00
Age: 45; Lost sharkee2
What am I doing here. Please advise?
 
8. Untitled 05/23/00
Age: 29; Manchester canoesrcool_1
Would like to hear from open-minded nature lovers who like outdoor activities such as canoeing (I have canoes!), hiking, scenic drives and canoes. I'm happy, silly, serious, smart, and a good cook. I like all kinds of music, wine and people except those who fart in front of my mother...
 
9. Are there any Southern Gentlemen left? 05/23/00
Age: 28; West London   fuct_72450
Are there or not?
 
10. dude_25 05/23/00
Age: 20; Tuffnell Park scared_2000
My interests are listening to cassettes of dying animals and spending money. I'm for a woman who can understand me. And together we can become one.....
 
11. fine sexy blonde 05/23/00
Age: 93; Croydon   spreadin4u_6969
Sex is what I need and that is what I want. I want it long and hard. I want a man that will be able to last all night and satisfy me to the limit. If you spit on me this is a bonus.....
 
12. LONELY AND NEED THE TOILET!!!!!! 05/23/00
Age: 25; Harrow   grrrrr_00
I always see happy couples walking through the malls or running down the streets and I think that they don't realize how lucky they are that they found someone. I want to upset those people. Do you?...
 
13. I WANT TO CLAP!!! 05/23/00
Age: 23; Edinburgh   clappers100
Do you think you can give me what I want? I long for an evening of pure and enjoyable clapping. If you are up for this challenge then drop me a line. Be sure to leave your email address so we can swap claps if you want. Hope to talk to ya soon!! Bye ...
 
14. Seeking an uninhibitted man 05/22/00
Age: 32; East Grinstead   whattimeisitplease_2
I've been married for 12 years and I'm tired. Please wake me up.
15. FADED TATS 05/22/00
Age: 25; C Wing Jailhouse_Rock4U



I'm White, 5'10 just got out of prison for armed arson where i was rogered every which fucking way but loose by all crew. Have a criminal record as long as my arse and beat the shit out of anyone that doesnt clean my pants.Looking for long term relationship with fat rough, toothless bird preferably with a faded tattoo on her shoulder.
 
15. I WANT TO FIGHT YOU NOW! 05/22/00
Age: 22; Portsmouth fightmenow_00
HI... Do you need a fight to tame your sexual appetite. Do you think I could be that person? Just leave your E-mail adress where Knock2bag asks so that we could hook up for some fights. I look forward to beating you. see-ya P.S. I got a few good pics of myself that I would like you to see. ...