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Welcome to Garage Music Re-Re-Review - When the crowd say Bo Selecta (only joking). This is the UK's premier garage website. We
are the UK's largest and most comprehensive garage site with reviews,
club nights, news interviews and much much much much more on everything to do with the UK Garage
music scene.
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RAJ 2000 Awards
The Winners:
Best Newcomer: Dog End
Best Radio Station: Bleed Y2K
Best Producer: Gypo Jones
Best Video: Dangerous Dave
Best Website: www.garagecocksplash.com
Best Artist: U Sure
Best MC: Careless Mick
Best public DJ: Les Avit
Best industry DJ: Frankie Fist
Best public club anthem: Stabbers Bo!
Best Industry Tune: Move bitch - Dustin Coughdrop
Best record Label: Meat Records
Best Club night: War Dance at The Snuff Palace, NE3
Club Reviews
Some Clubbing
These are nights which prove time and time again that they're worth going to time and time again
Slash at Smash SE4 - This night consists of the not muched talked about Rock - Garage, featur-ing live P.A.'s from Huey Lewis (without "The News") and Mike Michael Michaelson (the drummer from Haircut 100).
DJ's Sausage and Mash, Cash, Bash, Zash and Xash
MC's on the night are Stash and Dash
Fo' Real: DJs Sausage and Mash
War Dance at The Snuff Palace - A garage beat night, playing one garage beat, believed to be a snare drum on an endless loop all night.
Tax: 50p
Dress: Strictly no dresses
DJ's Loose Knob and Crufts
MC's on the night are Raymond Ban & Ben Stooks
Straw Skirts at The Dentist Chair NW4
Tax: $4.00 (must be dollars, repeat, must NOT be UK currency)
Dress: Whatever you like, although you must be dancing from the moment you join the queue until you leave the clug
DJ's: Luv 'Dup, Smack 'Dup, Crack 'Dup, Fuc 'Dup, Bang 'Dup MC's: MC C Me & Dog-end
Stab up at The Slag W1
Tax: £2.76
Dress: No Shoelaces or watches
DJ's: Careless Mick, U Sure, Sean "Tuff enough" Bean
Sadness at Mousemats, E3 - a fusion of jazz, garage and jazz-garage
Tax: £250
Dress: Smart hands and nails
DJ's: Crustrider, Carl "Russ enuff" Cost, Stir-Fry and Mike Samson
MC's on the night are Jamjar, Q-tit, Ni-Swan
Stereotights at The Cosh and Chloroform, SE3 - garage all night, apart from one tune which will be picked at random on the night
Tax: Several
Dress: No leather
DJ's: Mike Michaels, Jim-Jams, The Faggot, DJ Snog
MC's on the night are Gypo, Ragga Magger and Trainers
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Breaking News
Craig David to be "knighted"
Thats rifles razors, you read it hear first. Craig is set to play
the part of Michael Knight in the British remake of the popular series
Knightrider. The part came as no surprise to C.R.A.I.G. as his agents had
been locked in talks with all sorts of important Knightrider "crew". He will be driving an "all new" K.I.T.T. (yes, K.I.T.T.) which is said to be next best thing since sliced bass.The part of Devon Miles will be played by an ageing out of work Hollywood actor, who you may remember the from the unforgettable blockbuster "Fuck me, its Christmas"
Word From the Editor
Seems like only yesterday I wuz ty-ping away, scooping up the words from the street in my Technics 1210 shaped dustpan and brush and delivering thems to yoose all real personal like.... Ive changed my name by the way, so you'll have to bear wiv us til i find a new one to rinse it with... Wiv-out further deejay lets crack on with the latest and greatest sounds on the townds with the album re- re-views
Singles Reviews
Mash your Dad Up by Les Bagleys (Scab records) -
Rating: Dont be alarmed if you play this record and cant hear anything throughout the whole tune, its meant to be like that..wicked though if you rate silence highly.
Les Bagleys
Fist my birds by Diskdrive (My Dog Barks records) -
Rating: Good vocals, ne-ice bass, slashing beats, quite excellent rhythm - thats what id be saying if i could hear any of these things, but again this toon be silence
Diskdrive
Its raining pens by Mike Start (Go Minimal records) -
Rating: Shit
Pure Golf by 2 dreads and a lock (Grapefruit Jooses) -
Rating: Fairly Shit
Larry The Lounge Interview
Nice one razors, whoooa there cowgirls, Here is our exclusive one to man interview with the back boy of garage Sir Larry:
I caught up with the Larry the Lounge, unfortunately Larry decked me before I could interview him. Oh well. Nice tunes though
Interviewed by Stephen Gately.
An Apology from the Editor
Mountains of apologetics to all the razors who have been mailing this site waiting for my newest album, ive been freezing out and smoking booze with Luck, Neat, Sparks and Spy in St Lucia. Big up your breasts. I'm working on it and I can promise you this bastard is going to drop real soon. Until then, fuck off.
Link for the day- Fucked On Garage
Thanks for the samples boys
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