WORD |
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS NEW WORD? |
| Action Stations |
Sex |
| Allowance |
Mobile Phone |
| Big Up your Chest Hairs | To offer to pick someone up in a car |
| Bullseye | �50 |
| Chest Mission | To pick someone up (in the car) |
| Cliffarse | A lady with a large rear end |
| David Tooze | Booze |
| Doing a Yes Mate | Shouting "Yes Mate!" as loud as one dares in a quiet public place i.e. Little Chef, or Safeways caf� |
| Dr Strangelove | A desperate, drunk man looking for action stations in the early hours of the morning (see action stations) |
| Email lover | A potential partner met in an internet chat room |
| Fast Birds | Women of little moral virtue |
| Ferrari Dollars | A very high salary |
| Fist | Fit / Attractive |
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| For the dogs | Substandard / shite (see also Toilet) |
| Foresters | A pint of Fosters Lager |
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| Foxer Chris | A fox (animal) |
| G Force | A state usually encouneterd after a guts full of David Tooze and a few spliffs, where the room starts to move violently in one direction, usually resulting in the afflicted party being tom and dick (see tom and dick) |
| Gold Hair | Smart Clothes / Shoes dress policy adopted by some nightclubs and bars (i.e. is it gold hair to get in tonight??) |
| Gold Shoes | See Gold Hair
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| Raj Patel | A petrol station / Garage |
| Rambo with Keys | A security guard |
| Rollington | A roll up cigarette |
| Ronda Wheels | A person in a wheelchair (aka wrong da wheels) |
| Ruff Abbot | Of high quality |
| Running the wheel | To drive |
| Russel Harty | A Party |
| Sarah Patimol | Paracetemol |
| Saturday Night Sam | A girl who pleasures in multiple male fun |
| Shants | Shitting in your pants |
| Shit Club | A ritzy, tacky night club with fast birds (see above), numerous fights and flat beer. |
| Shiznitz | a) General bits and pieces, or b) to shit |
| Sid Vicious | LSD |
| Skin Tight | Narrow or thin |
| Slick Cunts | Silk Cuts |
| Slid Vicious | Cannabis |
| Soup on Toast | Pizza |
| Steelo | A pint of Stella Lager |
| Taxi Man Stan | A Taxi Driver |
| The Nerd | The internet |
| The Russ | The Abbot pub in Redhill, Surrey |
| Tights | Time |
| Toilet | Substandard, crap |
| Tom and Dick | Sick, Vomitt |
| Tom Cruise | To leave, or depart |
| Tone Loc | Coke (drink) |
| Treat Her | To turn the volume up on a stereo |
| Twister | Twin sister |
| Using the force | Doing things (such as DJing, socialising or driving) with very little knowledge of what you are doing at all. Usually comes in to play towards the end of the night when ones mind and body are riddled with Dave Tooze |
| Vietnan Bread | Nan Bread |
| Waz | To masturbate |
| Waz Material | A girl seen during the day whose identity is remembered solely for Waz purposes (see above) |
| Waz Memory Banks | The part of the brain where Waz Material is stored (see above) |
| Woofa Chris | A dog |
| Woofa Cliff | A horse |
| Yachts | A particularly ugly girl (sarcastic - "you'd need to own a yacht for her to even think about talking to you") |
| Five - 0 | Police |
| Cinque - zero | French for police |
| Rank Xerox | Rendition of cinque-zero, also police |
| Wheels of death | Decks used by a particularly bad DJ |
| Wheels of Fortune | Decks used by a particularly good DJ |
| James Vallenti | �20 |
| Joe Le Taxi | Taxi driver |
| Cab C Nesbitt | Taxi cab |
| Ned Flanders | Someone in a dangerous situation about to get beaten
down or
even killed (not-to-dead Flanders) |
| 1's and 2's | Particulary bad birds (1 or 2 out of ten |
| Slaponkers | Slappers |
| Slapoolas | Slappers |
| Are you Joseph King? | Youre Joking |
| Steve Lopez | To lap someone in Mario Kart |
| You going out tonight? | To let someone know you have a red shell in
Kart
(i.e. a security pass, for security, which you may need to get into a
club) |
| Greens on the lean | Green shells on the loose in Kart |
| Shun | Chevron |
| Tendoid | Nintendo |
| No.1 Joe Mason | Play Station |
| Shiznics | Anything you may require (i.e you got that shiznics?) |
| Shiznic | Shit |
| Steve Vickers | Victoria station |
| Craig G | The Cage pub in Reigate |
| Foreskin | Any Firkin pub |
| Flash Harry | Any one whos invincible on Karts |
| General Levy | T.V. |
| Rat tune | Particularly bad tune |
| Good eighth | Bad deal of draw |
| Brunswick Day | My old stepbrother |
| Brad | Anyones Dad really |
| You were always in my way | Sing to Pet Shop Boys tune when someone in
the
pub keeps fucking you off |
| Tazmanian Devil | Taz (too pissed to waz) |
| Tag Heuer Watches | Tag (tossrag - toilet paper used to clean up waz) |
| Chief Inspector Tagnut | Tagnut - balls of fluff connected to arse hair |
| Morse | Train inspector (Inspector Morse
Gadget - see above |
| No-No's | tights (no, no i cant help but look) |
| Cant helps | as above |
| Professionals (or Professional no-no's) | Stockings |
| Shadow Boxing | To sneak a friend through the barriers at a tube
station |
| Crack | Cannabis |
| Smash | Cannabis |
| Heads | Rizla (skin-heads) |
| Roll ons | Roll up cigarettes |
| Slack-up | Pissed |
| Pissed Radar | To find ones way home, in a high state of inebriation, no matter where you end up of a night. |
| Matty mash up | Pissed |
| Friends of Matthew (or Friends with Matt) | Pissed - self explanatory - see Matty mash up |
| Dave | A cist, such as the one Venus had on his arm |
| Harold Lloyd | When a computer crashes (i.e Crash Harry) |
| Up for murder | Up for having quite a smashing time on a weekend evening and staying out til all hours |
| Up for GBH | Up for having a smashing time, but not staying out too late |
| K-Solo | To look for a bird on your jacks |
| Trolley | A shit car |
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| Lawn Mower | A shit motorbike |
| Shadow warrior | A person actually performing shadow boxing |
| Shanty town | A part of a Mario Kart track which is impassable because of the array of greens and skins laid by both players |
| Company Flow | A Company Car |
| Company Wheel | A Company Car |
| Crew | Parents |
| Monster Magnet | Someone who consistently attracts and pulls ugly girls |
| Pissed Logic | A nonsensical though process sometimes encountered when heavily riddled with booze. i.e. "I know, I'll go and start a fight with that 6'4" bouncer over there" |
| Cained Knowledge | A nonsensical thought process sometimes encountered when heavily cained on spliff. At the time you think you have found the answers to the universe, then in the morning you sadly realise you were talking utter bollocks. |
| Blast | a) To do something vigourously, b) to try or taste, c) to have sex |
| Teenager | Sixteenth of draw (ie teenth, teenager) |
| Rice puddings | Right (as in OK, right) |
| Rifles | See rice puddings |
| Nick a pair of knickers | Can I nick a fag? |
| Oilington | A Fag |
| Bastards | Fags |
| Blasters | Fags |
| Tossers | Fags |
| Cunts | Fags |
| Stuntman | Daniel Cornelius |
| Cut Brain | Damage incurred to Stuntman |
| Manic Street Cleaners | A Street Cleaner |
| Wethley Snipes | Bad breath (work breath - weth) |
| New | When something is faulty, stolen or generally abnormal |
| Text Message | A silent and potent fart. Often difficult to trace the culpit |
| Is that your phone? | A question asked to the chief suspect of an
extremely
loud fart. |
| Booze Dick | The excuse used for nobbing unattractive
birds when heavily lashed on
booze - ie. " I got booze dick". |
| Biro | A Pen |
| Drivers Privelige | When 2 people go and pick up drugs together and the passenger of the car has to hold the "stash" |
| Theres one of 'em | Say when you you see a yellow shit car (trolley) |
| Two of 'em | See above (self explanatory) |
| Neville Trustaman | A man with a beard (never trust a man with a beard) |
| Pit of Queerness | The bit betweeen the front seats of a car where you attatch your seatbelts (2 blokes reaching down at the same time will touch hands) |
| Ryan Geggs | Gay legs |
| Going "Paolo" | To go out wearing on top (i.e. Paolo Onetop (Wanchope - West Ham player) |
| Sparage | Speed garage |
| Pag | Porn mag |
| Chris Evans | Top quality looking young lady (crisp) |
| Chris Holmes | See above |
| One Des Sequiera | Instead of saying "I wonder" |
| Daz Spoons | Complete idiot, mentalist |
| Spoon beater | As above |
| Breakdancing | When you jolt whilst dropping off to sleep |
| Complication Stations | To be confused (normally occurs on a booze come down) |
| Booze Come Down | Hangover |
| Rachel Papers | Roach Material |
| Samurai Sword | An erection |
| Semi Stiffax | A partial erection |
| Les Battersby | Battersea |
| Riders Night | A gay night at a nightclub |
| Nice Swan | Nice One |
| Mini Kev | A Young Kev |
| Savlon Alley | Pain caused by underpants rubbing on ones inner thigh (purely a hot weather phenomenon) |
| Painters In | A Female Period |
| Beer Fear | Paranoia experienced on hangover |
| Tug | To wank |
| Harry Monk | Spunk |
| Bakewells | Prostitutes, slags |
| MarioKarting | Farting |
| Pen & Ink | Stink |
| Jackson | A fiver |
| The wild boys | A large group of clueless knob-ends out on the
piss |
| Daniel Trickets | Tickets |
| Thicket | A person of limited mental ability |
| Lemming | A thicket crossing the road in a potentially
suicidal
manner |
| Prince Naseem Hamed | Hammered (Pissed) |
| Fun-sized meathead | A short, stocky kev |
| Def toll | Lets go, depart (roll) |
| Kind Boy | Opposite of rudeboy |
| Alors | To go, depart (Scoot alors) |
| Hold tight E.P | Stay where you are |
| Marvellous | Money (Cash money and Marvellous) |
| Mooth | Mike Smooth, of Lord Finesse fame |
| Low boy | Road rage attacker |
| Soap dodgers | Dirty, skanky, crusty hippy new age traveller cunts |
| Hast | Hi-hats |
| Wazmattazz | A veritable feast of wazzing |
| Shades of rhythm | Sunglasses |
| Benswanas | B&H fags |
| Zive bunny | Zip drive |
| Bargain Basement | A Slag |
| Club Mud | A Mud like substance that gets shoes when in a nightclub |
| Disco Dirt | See Club Mud |
| Kenny Loggins | To Log in to ones computer |
| Rogers | Whores (Roger Moores |
| B.O.Baracus | Body Odour |
| B.O.Basher | Deodorant |
| Chris Eubank | Bank, cashpoint |
| Office de Tourisme | Off Licence |
| Brainwrong | Mentalist |
| Gusset Paddler | Lesbian |
| Tramp wrapping | Newspaper |
| To shed a few pounds | To shit |
| Thugs | Skins or rizlas |
| Skill level 1 | A fast broad of easy virtue. |
| Skill level 2 | Not so fast. |
| Skill level 5 | Down right impossible unless one has aquired the knowledge of a "games master" |
| Mack Daddy | Mac Computer |
| Cunt Wrap | Knickers |
| Fuck Pavement | A person who fucks pavements |
| A breakdancer | A handicapped person |
| Riffy jo-jo | When one smells and acts like a tramp |
| Predators Face Unmasked | Vagina |
| Blair witch | Mouthy bird (b-itch) |
| Minders | Particularly ugly bakewells who always befriend fine looking
birds, usually of skill level 5 |
| Down the Mugs | In the bookies |
| Christmas | Winning on the gee-gees |
| Palmela and her five sisters | To wank |
| Sausage Wallet | A Vagina |
| Eating Out | To go down on a woman |
| Headlamps | Knockers |
| Humdinger | A fart which makes the wallpaper peel |
| Fruit Pastilles | Erect Nipples |
| Jelly Tots | A woman with small breasts |
| Cotton mouse | Tampon |
| Chew your own arm off | To have difficulty getting away from an ugly woman with whom you wake up next to. If she was asleep on it, you would chew your own arm off in order to escape. |
| Over the shoulder boulder holder | Bra |
| Kick with the left foot | A Gay |
| Rascal wrapper | A condomn |
| Fanny floss | G-String |
| Tail ender | Small dollop of poo that you must wait for after the majority has been expelled |
| Flu Pollard | The flu |
| Office Keys | Off key |
| Fag Bin | Ash tray |
| Billed | Wasted |
| Daves | Abscesses |
| Halfarse | Martine |
| Wife-beaters | White muscle top vests frequently worn in the hollywood movies by wife-beaters |
| Chicken Fajitas | Wife-beaters |
| Chocolatespeedway Rider | Gay |
| Tufty mound | Pubic regions |
| Numpty | A really stupid person (generally ugly as well) |
| Klingon | Small poo that dangles from your arse hair |
| Klinker | See Klingon |
| Klinker Scraper | Small hard wire brush to clean off the poo. |
| Mini Roundabout | A fat bird that is large enough for you to drive around. |
