| SOME SHOPPING TIPS |
| � | Use your eyes |
| � | Use your fingers |
| � | Use your mind |
| � | Thats it |
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| Empty boxes |
| Fish Paralysers |
| Cartoon Watches |
| Windmill Spares |
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| Fag Moss |
| Glass Punchers |
| Top 10 Music Fists |
| Monkey Tennis |
| Free Range ballbags |
| Oxygen |
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