Ok this is a spoof of a program called the Outdoor Explorer club. First things first...it sucks big hairy Elephant testicles. I sell it and I would have to say that RMH promotes pestering and half truths in their selling techniques. Disclaimer: The following is a complete spoof and is completely reflective of MY opinion no one else. The itlatics are the TSR or Teleservicerapers scripted pitch.
BACKDOOR EXPLORERS CLUB
RAINBOW COLORS PLUS CARD
$60/30 day trail/trip to San Fran.
 Hello, may I speak with the resident homosexual?
If yes go to intro
If no/you can talk to me
Are you the resident Homo’s partner?
If yes go to intro
If no
OK thank you I’ll call later.
 

    INTRO
 Hello sir/bitch this is (TSR name) calling on behalf of the Backdoor Explorer Club.

    Purpose
 This is a courtesy call to let you know that you were selected to receive two round-trip airlines tickets to
the annual San Francisco Anal Exhibition. A three day anal adventure for you and your partner. Its yours just for
viewing our package.
    Benefits
 Members save hundreds of dollars on motels, male hooker rentals, Anal exploring equipment and much
much more. Plus, you’ll receive thousands of dollars in savings on our Anal exploring vacations all over the
globe. And you can save up to 20% on Anal gear and wear from names like Orifice, Colonman and Turderland.
And as a special bonus you’ll also receive two Peruvian buttplugzã carved of 100% Jade and a 1 year
subscription to our magazine(it fits YOUR lifestyle)

    Purpose
 All we ask is that you take the next thirty days to review our service and compare this to other GaySex
services you may have. After the trail period it is an annual fee of $60. Compare that to other analclubs and see if
they can beat 5 dollars a month/60 a year and offer all our savings on your backdoor needs. Now what I’d like to
know is would you like this package sent to you?

    Conformation
 Great now with your permission I’d like to tape record this confirmation.

 Verify name and address.
 Now sir/bitch your package will arrive in seven to ten days. its a thirty day trail after that it is a bill of 60
dollars to your Rainbow Colors Plus Card. For as long as you wish to remain a member we’ll extend the bill. This
service is completely back with a money back guarantee.
 

 I know you’ll enjoy being on our Fag list and if you have any Questions please call 1 976 fag boyz. have
a good day
 
 
 

Extra Benefits
 * Exotic Anal oils from across the Globe.
 * Pleasure beads(from Asia)
 * Savings of up to 50% on Fleet Enemas when bought in bulk
 * Savings on genitalia piercing by Gauntlet trained artists
 * Tickets to the Broadway production of Judy Garlands life.
 * Lifetime supply of feather boas (assorted colors)
 * 20% savings on Astroglide™
 * Crushed velvet knee pads
 * List of Proctologists in your area
 * Speech classes for gays with a lisp
 * Anal cleansing kit