Recently I was lucky enough to interview the mystery man we know
as Craig. It was an enlightening chat and here it is dictated for you.
Q1 How is Craig doing?
A1 Pretty good TrU considering what I've been through in the 'glades.
Q2 Which was....?
A2 Well, I wrestled two 7 foot gators. It was a break from my usual
12 footers..but hey even I need a break. Like my boots?
TrU= Yes, I do.
Q3 I see your book is still on the best seller list how does that feel?
A3 It feels great its a collection of all my tales and adventures,
its really a great read.
Q4 Indeed it is I really like chpt. 4...explain it.
A4 Well, it is about my travels into Alaska to hunt down a man killing
bear. To shorten the story after three weeks I found him and killed him
with my own two hands
TrU=Wow!
Q5 As you know People Magizine just named you sexiest man alive. All
the girls want to know are you eligable?
A5 (Laughs) Yeah I'm single in fact, twice a week i hold a 72 women
to 1 man orgy, so all the girls can feel the Craigster.
Q6 So what was it like to beat out Paul Newman, Harrison Ford and JFK
jr.?
A6 These guys have nothing on me (flexes) nothing at all.
Q7 What is your opinion of the Crocadile Hunter on Animal Planet?
A7 Fuck him. He stole his spiel from me . Here is my challenge, any
time any place I'll break his face. He's always running around sticking
his finger up some gators ass.
Tru= Well you've heard it here first, Craigles vs. The Crocadile Hunter!
Q8 Do I get exclusive coverage?
A8 Yes of course, I'll give you anything you want Tru. If you were
a GAY man I would definitly do you.
Tru= Laughs (uneasily)
Q9 What is your next adventure?
A9 I'll be travelling to China late in October to find and pummel the
elusive Yeti.
Q10 What's next artistically?
A10 Well, I've got two movies comming out AND I'm doing a spread in
Playgirl Magizine. It takes four pages if you get my drift.
Stay tuned for more interviews and the further adventures of CRR----AIGGG.