How Kenny Dies



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Episode 0: The Spirit Of Christmas
Santa was fighting Jesus and threw two fans. One hit Kenny and it decapitated him. His head landed on a statue.

Episode 1: Cartman gets an anal probe
Kenny gets hit by a alien laser beam and gets hit by a stampede of cows and than is ran over by Officer Barbrady

Episode 2: Weightgain 400
He gets shot by Mr. Garrison, and his head flies in the air and runs down a flag pole.
Episode 3: The Volcano

First, Kenny gets nailed by a flaming ball of lava. He does not die though. But later on, Ned drops his shot gun (which he said was out of ammo) and it fires and shoots Kenny.

Episode 4: Big gay Al' Big gay Boat ride
Was decapitated by football players at Middle Park.

Episode 5: An Elephant makes Love to a Pig
He gets thrown into a microwave by Stans evil clone.

Episode 6: Death
Death killed Kenny. You could see Kenny's ghost float along with Death and Stans Great Great Grandpa.

Episode 7: Pink Eye
First, the Mir Space Station fell on Kenny and he was killed. He was brought to the mourge and he became a zombie there. He was going nuts and eating people, so Kyle took a chainsaw and killed him. Then, they showed Kenny's grave and stuff, and Kenny started coming back to life. But the grave fell on him and a plane crashed into him.

Episode 8: Starvin' Marvin
He gets attacked my mutant turkeys.

Episode 9: Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo
Kenny lived! If you noticed....there were a few scenes where he was supposed to die...but he didnt!

Episode 10: Damien
He was turned into a duck billed platypuss earlier in the show and at the end ned saw him and Jimbo said look its a duck billed platypuss its coming right for us. And than ned shot him up a couple of times.

Episode 11: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Mrs. Ellen threw a sword straight at Kenny's little head.

Episode 12: Mecha Streisand
Kenny kicked a tetherball thing and it swung around the pole and he got caught in the rope. He was stranged to death and was left hanging there.

Episode 13: Cliffhanger
Kenny was trying to pull start a go cart and all of a sudden it started. He was holding on to the pull start and he was dragged a ways down the street until he hit some train tracks. He sat for a second and then a train came and nailed him! it was great!



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