Blamestorming - sitting around in a group discussing why a
deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
Body Nazis - hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who
look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively.
Chainsaw Consultant - an outside expert brought in to reduce the
employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
Cube Farm - an office filled with cubicles.
Ego Surfing - scanning the Net, databases, print media, and so
on, looking for references to one's own name.
Elvis Year - the peak year of something's popularity--Barney the
dinosaur's Elvis year was 1993.
404 - someone who is clueless, from the WWW error message
"404 Not Found", meaning the requested document could
not be located -- Don't bother asking him, he's 404.
Idea Hamsters - people who always seem to have their idea
generators running.
Mouse Potato - the online generation's answer to the couch
potato.
Ohnosecond - that miniscule fraction of time in which you realize
you've just made a big mistake.
Prairie Dogging - something loud happens in a cube farm, and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
SITCOM - stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive
Mortgage
Stress Puppy - a person who thrives on being stressed out and
whiny.
Tourists - those who take training classes just to take a
vacation from their jobs--"We had three serious students in
the class; the rest were tourists."
Uninstalled -- euphemism for being fired.