Ways to Annoy Your Bathroom Stall Neighbor


1) Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter."

2) Say, "uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3) Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4) Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5) Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! I lost my glass eye!"

6) Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7) Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8) Say, "Now how did you get there?"

9) Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10) Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy Boy!"

11) Say, "Interesting...More floaters than sinkers."

12) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. Then say "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

13) Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."