There were two old men sitting out the front of a retirement home having a chat when one said to the other "Im going to the shop to buy a chocolate ice cream. Would you like one?"

The second man said "no you'll forget what I want." the other said " No I won't. Do you want one or not?" So the second man said "Okay. I want a chocolate ice-cream and sprinkles. But remember don't forget the sprinkles!"

So the first old guy went to the shop saying chocolate ice-cream and don't forget the sprinkles.....and so on. ....About two hours later the old guy returned from the shop holding a brown paper bag and passed it to the second guy. The second man took the bag and looked in and saw a cheeseburger and a small bag of fries in it and said "I told you, you'd forget the ketchup!."

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